Dan Stan

i think coolsville sucks

[Dan Stan @danstan483]

Thank god elon finally made me hit “fuck it” and delete the app. Bye everybody!

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

Twitter has actually implemented tweet read limits, a thing people JOKED about happening because this site has been managed so poorly.

[Dan Stan @danstan483]

Oh ok so this website is actually dead. Thanks for following me guys its been real

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Elon has said about Twitter:

- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day
- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day
- New unverified accounts to 300/day

[slick @dlicj]

had a great run last night. ran passed an old grimace shake tik tok film site and a dead octopus on the sidewalk

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Scientists at Rutgers have constructed a 3D model depicting what the ideal male body looks like

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

The Prime Minister of Poland just released this video comparing Poland and France 😳

🔊

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

Imagine dating Gollum and he takes you home to meet his parents and as you walk in he stands up straight and starts talking normal

[Windows 98 Tech Support @Win98Tech]

i don't know how to explain it but a company that advertises in the way OperaGX does, with the sassy Twitter account, and the gamer ads on Youtube, makes me think they're extremely sketchy somehow. LIke this is a front for something violently awful.

[Dan Stan @danstan483]

huh

[Jason Helmes @anymanfitness]

When you try to lose weight, you avoid sugar, carbs, seed oils, do 24+ hour prolonged fasts, and go "Carnivore".

When you want your dog to lose weight, you put less food in his bowl and walk him more.

[angela got BONBON-ed @ bonbon land @its_gp_angella]

i’m sorry but how many trains did they send before they realized ??

[jodie @jodieegrace]

-4 teenage girls dealing with the murder of their best friend
-a mysterious person who knows all their secrets threatening them via text

[Molly @_uncoolniece]

Remembering when Hillary Clinton disappeared from public for like all of August 2016, only doing private megadonor fundraisers press weren’t allowed at (using noise machines to not be heard!), then reappeared at a 9/11 fundraiser where she promptly fell down & got shoved in a van

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

one of marilyn manson's hardest lines was not in a song, but in a rolling stones article he wrote after columbine: "The day that Cain bashed his brother Abel's brains in, the only motivation he needed was his own human disposition to violence."

[🄼 @TheAngelKing47]

Public school failed so many people, damn

[the last pirate @corsair21c]

An instant classic

You will never be able to hear Enter Sandman again without laughing