Vincent Van Poo

I love banana. Also this is a parody, satire and Jokes account.

[Vincent Van Poo @danstillerdan]

I said this in 2021, and I’ll say it again in 2026: Hasan Piker will one day become President of the United States @hasanthehun

[Saikat Chakrabarti @saikatc]

SpaceX just did the biggest IPO in history while having negative revenue. They literally have no P/E ratio.

It’s based entirely on future hype, and that future hype pans out only if Elon succeeds in buying our government to ensure SpaceX gets all the contracts.

[frogan @fr0gan]

2 divas

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

What a sick man.

What a sick world.

Tax. The. Rich.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
https://t.co/8kY171r5w1

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People die of preventable illnesses because they can’t afford healthcare

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “Elon Musk is a fucking failure and yet in spite of his failures, because he happened to be at the right place at the right time, he has failed upwards with his endless wealth. He’s a horrible person, an unbelievably insecure person, and yet he’s the richest person on the planet. We know he doesn’t fucking work hard because he Tweets all the goddamn time”

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

A nazi becoming the first trillionaire off taxpayer subsidies mergers and apartheid mine inheritance isn't an anomaly. It's showing you what the system rewards.

Capitalism is a death cult

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

I for one think it’s not good that an open eugenicist ketamine addicted dipshit robber baron criminal is now worth over a trillion dollars

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

He's a trillionaire who spends every day on this app trying to start a race war and incite riots.

Imagine having all that money and still behaving like an incel living in his mum's basement.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Can’t stop thinking about how Wall Street is celebrating Elon Musk becoming the world’s first trillionaire, while he single handedly eliminated humanitarian aid that will lead to the needless deaths of 4.5 million of the poorest children in the world in the next 4 years.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Tax trillionaire wealth.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.

History's first trillionaire.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Elon becomes the world's first trillionaire via an overvalued SpaceX IPO. It allows the billionaires who took Twitter private to cash out after new investors raise the stock price (a pump and dump), and now they're integrating it into indexes so retirees are left holding the bag.

[أبو صوفيا 🇸🇦🇵🇹🇧🇷🇨🇦 @iAbdulrahman_17]

2018 🇷🇺 ✅
2022 🇶🇦 ✅
2026 🇺🇸 ❌ Visa Refused

@Cristiano I’m sorry I’m not gonna be there for you this time

[yoxic @yoxics]

Maya Higa was left distraught reacting to the Streamer University scene where Kai Cenat smacked an owl 😭

[Financial Times @FT]

Elon Musk is a real-life Bond villain https://t.co/ArBReYYGsv