Dante'sTableTop

Between 'Heaven' & 'Hell' on Earth... is a Table.
Make of it what you will. Comedy + Drama = Dramedy. The world needs more Dramedians.

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So, yeah, I'm a cult leader...
of a cult..
that has no name...
and I'm the only member..
because that's the bylaws of my cult.

If you're following me, I assume you're like me... because of the "birds of a feather" phenomenon.

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@RWMaloneMD https://t.co/GeQv1ftuUq

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@RWMaloneMD I'm more pissed off about this:

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@DrewPavlou @elonmusk

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@realMaalouf You're saying she says this.

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@omgsidewalks To see how bad it can get!

😇

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@MasterMaliq @JohnCleese https://t.co/keAirSjrCr

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@MasterMaliq @JohnCleese It's a lament, and a requiem.

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@Lvike1584 @NatashaCL7 Ops.. you're probably at work... my bad. 🙂‍↕️

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@Lvike1584 @NatashaCL7 What's your favorite color?

I like green. 🍏

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@Renatta @ZubyMusic No, you're halfway up The Mountain.

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@ZubyMusic 60.

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@NatashaCL7 @Lvike1584 Yes she is. 😇

It reminds me of the book, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, in a way. Nothing specific, just the gist of it. 🤔

Hopefully you have friends outside of work, Ms. Vike.

https://t.co/DYK74LWHYF

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@JAmy208 @RandyRRQuaid Let's hold annual National 2nd Amendment Festivals in California... without permits.. and fuck up the Oath breakers when they break their Oaths trying to stop it.. for 2 weeks, with the peak/middle day on the 4th of July. 🎇

Nothing says, "Fuck You Commie", like 1m+ gun owners.

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@Cholocoin1 @historyinmemes I hope the typo bothers you. 🤘

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@Cholocoin1 @historyinmemes Punk's not the musical style, it's the substance of the lyrics.

A "punk" is the thing used to set off cannons or like fireworks.

https://t.co/PGIHEQlyjB

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@GavinNewsom @POTUS @realDonaldTrump He's been accused of Treason by more than the 2 Witnesses required and has not been acquitted of the charge.

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@GavinNewsom @POTUS @realDonaldTrump, since you didn't prosecute this vile fuck for his Treason, I kind of hope he fucks you up.

He gave aid & comfort to the invasion of the United States by foreign guerrilla mercenary forces... that engaged in guerrilla warfare in many States.