DadMode

"What news?"
"Well, we're outnumbered".
PAFC

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6yr old... "I'm not eating that, it's disgusting"

Heartbreakingly, this is not the worst review I've received for beans on toast.

#dadlife

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Game of life tip.
Set your alarm one hour earlier.
Go for a walk.
Listen daily to @FINALLEVEL Daily Game podcast from Ice T. https://t.co/GB3BvX1AID
Have a better day!

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@anon_opin What does Ribena even taste of?

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@anon_opin He hasn't.

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@EurostarUK how long is this delay going to last pls? There are no announcements on the train (stuck on French side and not moving).

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@EurostarJustinp Our train is not moving. No announcements. Not sure how long we're going to be here?

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@SoVeryBritish "so..."

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@JoJoFromJerz Trickle treat.

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@SoVeryBritish Zammo

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@NoContextBrits Slacks

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@NoContextBrits We're just normal men.

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Best Twitter account by a mile is @FINALLEVEL
Truth ain't always easy to hear mind you.

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@WUTangKids I've got the arms bit locked down

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@ilovenostalgia Everyones mum in the 80s

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@NoContextBrits Picture the chat before... "Yeah, course you can mate"... Phone out, camera on.

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@FINALLEVEL I got your back Ice.

"Bullet proof, I die harder than Bruce Willis".

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@FINALLEVEL As a 17 year old, finding my way in the world, The Iceberg came along just at the right time. It's an absolute masterclass in lyric writing and production. And it made me rethink everything
Has to be my number one album of all time.

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@Mike_Fabricant Wait, are the chauffeurs on strike too?

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@Haggis_UK I cringe every time she speaks.

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@D4rk_Tidings @Kev2109Kevin @riliator @alliftstyles @senoritacocodr1 So how come Jesus is white?

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@Tazerface16 Once upon a time a beautiful lady married a handsome prince. And they lived happily ever after ( if it wasn't for all the ignorant racist dickheads). To be continued...