Daniel Twombly

so hard yet so soft // half of CUSPS

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

Finally caught my own music on the radio!!! What a rush!

[Andy Kindler @AndyKindler]

Joe Rogan was a terrible standup, who made grunting noises to get laughs. Jimmy Dore wasn’t even funny in conversation. Russell Brand was an uptempo fast talking hack turned fast talking grifter. Adam Carolla was always a bullying racist trying to pass as edgy. I could go on.

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

@delta I love sitting in a stopped plane after landing, waiting for a spot that's never going to open up. Fuck you so much

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

I gave up alcohol. Gotta find a new drug that doesn't kill me

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

My superpowers include turning women off with my words and popping alot of tires

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

I finally won a fall guys round!!!!

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

I'm watching The Sopranos for the first time. These guys love invading each others personal space like crazy

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

Here's a little pro tip: don't be a fucking slob and your life won't be as chaotic

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

@WomanRespecter No

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

Critical: just took a shit in Las vegas

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

@bubblebuttboy69 @bradmcortright @3YearLetterman 60 likes champ!!!!

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

I don't think I've ever been in Chicago Midway airport without it smelling like absolute shit

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

Guess it really is time to go. If NPR is heading out

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[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

We found the biggest douche in the world

[Lucas Kunce @LucasKunceMO]

They don't even pretend to work for us.

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

Good morning, to everyone… except Missouri House Republicans. This bullshit has to stop!!!
https://t.co/vR8a3Bnkdr

[Davram @davramdavram]

This guy says that Jews control everything so I used my powers as a Jew to command him to leave.

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

Absolutely fucking nothing.

[AFROJACK @afrojack]

What do you think is holding you back from being the dj/producer you want to be?

[Daniel Twombly @dantwom]

Louisville Kentucky is awesome. Great city. Plenty of amazing food and drink. good people and it's right on the river

I recommend if you are looking for a cheap getaway