Dan

[Dan @danvonh]

@oliviacarr Amazing. Ruining vibes at a bar via the jukebox is an art form. And well worth the money almost every time.

[Dua @Duakz5q]

Men who beat their wives/girlfriends should be barred from any and all law enforcement or first responder type jobs, for life. They should also never be allowed to work with children or young adults. Ever..

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

RFK Jr

Cut monitoring of Vibrio - now a major outbreak
Cut screwworm research - screwworm returns
Cut salmonella surveillance - Big outbreak
Cut cyclospora surveillance - Huge outbreak
Cut CDC ship team - Hantavirus outbreak on ship

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

Not gonna lie, Tom Brady being a nose pincher when he swims has him moving down my all-time QB rankings

[Dan @danvonh]

@ProFootballTalk Of course there is no rush, no other team wants him

[Dan @danvonh]

@cosmepolitics Basically every fucking Rick Jackson commercial

[Dan @danvonh]

@Covers @DKSports @DKInsights_

[Dan @danvonh]

@CyclingFrogCBD I think there is something wrong with your checkout portal. My wife and I have both bought from you multiple times and are already age verified, but both of us keep getting this error when trying to place a new order

[Logan McMillen 🇨🇺 🇻🇪 🇭🇹 🇵🇸 @South_Gradient]

Boomers can’t incorporate this information because they must believe that their wealth was “earned” by their singular grit and skill. It’s central to their identity. Everyone should have this sort of lifestyle affordability. But this goes against America’s individualistic ethos.

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[Dan @danvonh]

@AdamKinzinger If you didnt know when the US markets opened or closed, I am guessing you could figure it out pretty easily based on when bombings and "ceasefires" or "agreements" are announced

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

White men have these violent fantasies of unaliving anyone who touches their daughter, but then a rapist comes along and they vote for him and put his name on their trucks.

[Dan @danvonh]

@DevyEusuf Please name it “The one armed bandit”

[Hater watch sports @Haterwatch21]

🚨 BREAKING: Notre Dame Head Coach Marcus Freeman has reportedly urged either England or France to withdraw from the World Cup Third Place Match.

“This is something we do at Notre Dame. If the game doesn’t go our way, we simply opt out. I’d rather be called chicken than get embarrassed in a game that doesn’t mean as much.”

[Dan @danvonh]

@oliviacarr Just glad they apparently support gender affirming care now

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

TAPPER: “Iran says the Strait is closed…”
TRUMP: “Don’t talk about it.”
@jaketapper: “Ok.”

Journalism! This is tough to watch.

But hey can’t make things awkward at the White House Correspondents Dinner, right?

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

Cristo Fernández — also known as Dani Rojas in "Ted Lasso" — made his professional debut for El Paso Locomotive on Saturday in his club's USL Cup game vs. New Mexico United 🙌

🎥 @USL_Cup

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Conor McGregor:

[Dan @danvonh]

@HQNewsNow Glad to see @mikeroweworks finally stopped pretending to be a supporter of the working man and can just enjoy being rich and publicly support people screwing over farmers and regular workers. Has to make life a lot easier for him

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂