Dan Vasiliu

Hermit, geek, West Ham, working class. Tries hard.
CMA: views my own.

[Dan Vasiliu @danvvasiliu]

We'll probably gonna to ass it up tomorrow at Watford, but we move on, ain't no other way.

[Dan Vasiliu @danvvasiliu]

Modelo Especial is the way to go.

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Images and videos are all fuzzy.
I wonder if my data is being throttled

[Dan Vasiliu @danvvasiliu]

I came up with this idea that I call Penetrometer.
Hopefully it will get me rich one day.

I'm not yet clear how it will work, but I'll trade mark the name.

[Mark Lambert @sitsio]

Does anyone remember this amazing story? On July 2, 1982, a truck driver from California flew 16,000 feet into the sky in a lawn chair. Larry Walters, 33, from San Pedro, had dreamed of flying his whole life. He bought 42 eight-foot helium weather balloons, tied them to a regular Sears lawn chair, strapped on a parachute, packed a BB gun to pop balloons to descend, a CB radio, sandwiches, and a six-pack of beer.
He expected to float a few hundred feet above his backyard. He cut the rope and shot up like a rocket — to 16,000 feet. He drifted directly into the main approach path for LAX. Two airline pilots radioed the tower: they had just passed a man in a lawn chair holding a gun at 16,000 feet. For 45 minutes, he floated over Los Angeles, freezing cold, too scared to shoot balloons because he might fall. Finally, he started popping balloons one by one and slowly descended.
He landed tangled in power lines in Long Beach, California, causing a blackout. When police arrested him, they asked why he did it. He said, "A man can't just sit around." The FAA fined him $4,000. He became a national folk hero — Lawnchair Larry — and inspired the movie Up.

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@markcarlaw The guy is a showboat

[PBR @PBR]

Moose brought the mayhem 🫨

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Can we get two more in?

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Never liked that sumbitch

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Damn

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It hurts to watch this

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@MissBcoyi I approve.

[Dan Vasiliu @danvvasiliu]

It's not the years that get you, it's the mileage.
Ain't that the damn truth.

Both of my knees are acting up, luckily for now not at the same time.

Fucking abused years and years ago.

[Dan Vasiliu @danvvasiliu]

@bankertobuilder I wouldn't spend three months of the year just driving back and forth to work.

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Bought groceries at Aldi for the first time ever.
I feel like one of those cool.people.

[Dan Vasiliu @danvvasiliu]

@PontistGirl Not an expert, but doesn't all concrete get stronger over time?

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Shit, that ain't no good; 40 mph wind on the hill.

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What was he thinking?

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Nice!