Daniel Wilson

[E O Higgins @eohiggins]

Why are the bedrooms so cold?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Spontaneous human combustion isn't nearly as much of a problem as I thought it would be when I was a kid.

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@3sixrecordings Congratulations ! I did the same at 28 and they were still on when my eldest son arrived at 31 😄 Let those tram tracks glint in the september sunshine ☀️

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@cgallaty @Clememetime I can’t be the only one to like this, surely ?

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

Having to fumble around for change or _swipe_ a credit card for the $2 ride lockers on a few of the attractions at @UniversalORL when you’ve paid a king’s ransom for a hotel stay (or the express pass or just the park admission itself) feels like very cheap grift indeed.

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@Thamesbuoy @_dmoser

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@vojtasTS29 @janinacaminhoes @_dmoser You can definity go faster in a ferrari because … acceleration. The video you literally just watched illustrates it perfectly.

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@vojtasTS29 @_dmoser

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@suspket360 @_dmoser You’re so close to the answer

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@GGlunc3355 @_dmoser A 3 litre engine RWD car with traction control is not an every day car.

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@Chris_English_1 @_dmoser I’d argue against the need for any high performance car, beyond that which is needed to safely join a motorway. You simply don’t need Audi S levels of acceleration for driving on public roads.

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@MShewsbury @_dmoser

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

When your robot butler’s speech gets all low and slurred and sparks are flying out him and you walk into the kitchen and he’s just there examining a knife in the moonlight

[What about it!? @FelixSchlang]

German engineering! 🤘😄

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

It's like when all the traps get re-opened in ghostbusters.

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@1Password From that article - "If you want to turn a site’s offering of TOTP into real two-factor security, you shouldn’t use 1Password for your one-time passwords"

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@petersatweeter @BritainElects @YouGov That’s assuming they can keep the power on between now and the election …

[Daniel Wilson @danw1979]

@HarzBirder @RSPBEngland you tit