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A one hit wonder 💯

[unrully™ @Unrullyreal]

Kuna outdated sheng word ukiskia unajuanga tu huyo ni millennial 😂

[Weber_ley @danwebale]

@kingmarkizeh @Unrullyreal @itsyomany Uskii jana nilishikwa na maponye.😂

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

80% of this adult shit is learning how to control yourself.

[••••MARKIZEH. @kingmarkizeh]

Usiwai tense..uku ata tweet inaeza nasa after 10 years…wewe tweet tu…

Jacob Juma

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am at the age where i understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[𝐐𝒎𝒂𝒙 ✰ @itzQmax]

Just because I’m posting about God doesn’t mean I’m healed or better than you. I’m still a sinner. I still struggle. But everyday His grace picks me back up!

[Ben @TheKimilu]

Suicidal thoughts na unakula hadi lunch

[Neli @MainNeli_]

Kuna pass Messi hupeana then a run he makes unajua tu ni bao inakuja walahi. Fundi huyu jamaa.

[Weber_ley @danwebale]

It's simple,
Either increase your sacrifice,
OR,
Reduce your desire.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[Weber_ley @danwebale]

Wale wa 9-5 the slaves of matrix/the corporates...wana bambika sana na hizi game za world cup za Sunday morning...wanapata excuse ya kutoenda church.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Locked in 🔒

Our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures in full 📋

[Weber_ley @danwebale]

@UTDTrey That's what ARSENAL face every season mate...😂😂💔

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

Portugal are not favorites for the World Cup, not because they lack quality, names in certain positions, or because some stars underperform for the national team, as people will start claiming today to defend a certain player.

Portugal are not favorites because they will play the entire World Cup with one player who makes every opponent stronger than them. That player is Cristiano Ronaldo.

He doesn’t defend, doesn’t press, ruins attacks, and only cares about his own interests.

By what logic are Portugal’s players supposed to fight for him when he only plays for himself?

This moment explains everything. Portugal needed a goal, the ball was heading to Bruno Fernandes, who was about to shoot. Instead, Ronaldo decided to take the shot himself, hoping he might get lucky and score.

The smarter and more reliable option was to leave it for Bruno, and Portugal would have won today.

As long as Ronaldo is Portugal’s starting striker, there is nothing to fear from them.

[We$t @flygodT]

The World Cup will really teach you about other nations, I’m just finding out Sweden and Norway don’t like each other lmao

[Juma @JmJuma1]

Uhuru so rich that Ruai na Ruiru zimeseparatiwa na shamba yake.😭😭🙌🏾

[O.J. @Odawa__]

Your wife sahii anatamani Monday ifike haraka apatane na office husband amshike haga kwa lonely corridor ya accounts dept. ju umekataa kutoka kwa nyumba na short yako ya gor mahia,,,,she settled for you ju miaka ilikuwa imesonga

[💙𝗦¡𝐫𝗕𝐫¡𝗻💀 @9j_obi]

I made peace with the fact that I can't say "hey" to a baddie seated next to me in a matatu,we could travel all the way to Khartoum and I'd still get off without saying a word😂

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Unatoka kejani kama umevaa short na vest kuingia kibandasky for one elite combo ya ugali samaki na mrenda

On your way unapitia local kugotea your self employed drunkard hombres

Ghafla bin vuu unapigwa Guinness nne unaambiwa kaa chini kuna order ya nyama imewekwa inachiek

MEN!

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

Ni kama Arteta atanunua the whole of Cape Verde team. This is beyond haram!