Dan🤌🏽

#GrabDatGem

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Infantino: ok I will do some corruption as long as you promise not to tell anyone

Trump: *surrounded by journalists* he's an infant folks, little Bambino Infantino. I told him to jump, he said how high. He can't jump actually, he's very bad at it. I leap. No one can leap like me

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

zack polanski said what?? about boobs??? i guess i have no choice but to vote for the eternal misery, war and paedophiles candidates then

[Mlick @Mlickles]

dude went to vote and got hit with one of the craziest try not to laugh challenges in the modern age

[Oisín @OisinMul_]

Maccabi fans are not banned because they’re Jewish. They’re banned because their ultras are fascist cunts who have a very recent history of going abroad and causing mass disorder, violence and racism so they post a public safety risk and a risk to themselves. It’s that simple.

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

[twltter user @up2anth]

how it feels being excited for a cinematic universe superhero movie in 2026

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

this must’ve been how Churchill felt when Hitler broke Molotov-Ribbentrop

[Lee Elms @JWIMYS]

Elon literally has me dying laughing. Trump said he was gonna take his government contracts away and Elon said “don’t you fuck kids?”

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Hey dude, LOVING the AI art. Have you considered killing yourself?

[wide-boy⁶⁴ agb 🇵🇸 @wideboy64]

If you kill people with a gun you're a murderer but you kill them with paper work and nothing happens

[Oleksandra Povoroznyk 🇺🇦 @rynkrynk]

If Elon Musk really didn’t want his gesture to be interpreted as a nazi salute he could’ve just hopped online and said ‘hey you guys, I think nazis are deplorable and I was miming tossing my heart out to the audience’. Instead he’s posting about the dangers of multiculturalism.

[David Corenswet @corenswet]

Look Up.

#Superman
#FilmedForIMAX
@IMAX

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

THAT'S MY BOY

[Sam Hudson @sejhudson]

Remember what Margaret Thatcher took from you

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”