Dan

he/him/dumbass

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

[Dan @danyasahn]

I wonder if one of the shoe runner girls at Macys thinks about the shoe getter guy in the back that played channel orange on repeat all summer on his phone the summer it came out

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

UNBELIEVABLE FROM LITTLER!

That is SPECIAL!

Humphries misses the bull for a 170 and fails to clean up on his return, only for Littler to pile in a mammoth 160 finish to lead 11-9!

📺 https://t.co/INctXCEkdB
#GSOD | Final

[Darts Behind The Oche 🎯 @DartsBehindThe]

The man with the greatest nickname in darts returns to darting action tomorrow 🎯🔥😂🙌

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

That 160 from Gilding will live with me forever, the comms from Mardle make it 😂😂

[Cat Knows Nothing @CatKnowsNth]

When you ask your cat if it’s hungry

[Gray @propbetguru]

One of One lol

[Dan @danyasahn]

I’ve gotten like 4 texts from different random numbers about joining them for some lovely Chinese food. Getting hard to not take the bait

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

How???

https://t.co/L3RbIIQHsH

[Mark Pall @MarkPall]

Go Birds🦅

[Dan @danyasahn]

None of my cousins knew the Costco guys. I need to sign off

[Dan @danyasahn]

Matthew somehow managed to create a YouTube account and upload a short lol https://t.co/mV9OvTzwSv

[Dan @danyasahn]

They must have a gun to greenies head every time he has to do a gambling ad

[Dan @danyasahn]

Matthew gingerly walks down the stairs, stops and announces “it’s loose”

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

when I have a bad Thursday:

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

We used to be a proper country.

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

sean but it’s short for parmesean cheese