Idk how to make pinned tweets, but I play fighting games, roguelikes and some racing games. I also occasionally have an epiphany and make an actually good meme.
Average Trump assassin: oh jeez golly my dang scope isn't sighted correctly! Gosh, guess I have to just miss now, what can you do? *Looney Tunes laugh track*
Tyler Robinson:
HR called me into their office. They found the One Wish Willow box in my desk. The Dippin Dots vending machine in the lobby that I wished for came out of their budget at the worst possible time (end of fiscal year) and they’re going to be garnishing my wages.
my dad said he thought get out (2017) was better than nope (2022) and i disagreed and said since im getting my masters in film my opinion counts for more and he was like “No youre going because you clearly need more schooling”
if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me