Dakota Smyer

[aidan @wyaaidan]

The kanye and pete davidson beef is literally just this

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

this guy doesn’t have a care in the world right now, just living life and jamming

[Mukul Yadav @Mukul_ydv7]

When Area 51 guards see people running at them
#Area51storm

[Yannick @Blockhott1]

#Area51storm
Me: “wait, if there’s an Area 51, does that mean there’s also Areas 1 through 50”

The US Government:

[Dakota Smyer @dap0ta]

I say this to Cameron every day of my life

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me talking to myself about the james charles, tati, and jeffree star drama since no one i know cares

[Artina @lolo_tuttyy]

When you’ve been getting ready for two hours then walk in the room to say you’re ready...and find his shoes aren’t on https://t.co/dqhvuNRZSr

[Sydney White @Sydxx4]

Windows down, @JonTLangston up 😏

[🤧 @Scarlet4UrMa]

no one:

wii fit in 2008: You are OBESE!

[Matthew Riddle @SuperKingofBros]

I love my job and Triple H thinks I’m cool and I’m going to my first ever live wrestlemania, hope everyone has a fun and safe wrestlemania #ob #stallion #kingofbros #nxt #splx #originalbro #wrestlemania35

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar

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Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar

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[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

In college, the owner of a local bar let me play my 1st ever show. Sold 200 tickets at $1 a piece; it was more than I made at my jobs, but I didn’t think about doing it as a living. I just loved playing.

[Dakota Smyer @dap0ta]

I love country but this is funny 😂

[Black Dynamite @theblackercaleb]

Me: Man I hate country music

Also Me listening to Billy Ray Cyrus on The Old Town Road Remix:

[☆ B ☆ @yagorlbex]

“I need to stop eating out so much”

Me
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📍McDonald’s