Dan P

Web Dev, Graphic Designer, in ATX. Can't pronounce 'Irish Wristwatch'

[Dan P @daputnam]

@salihkucukaga #4 is the right amount odd subtlety

[Dan P @daputnam]

@JordanALange @thedubbleb Love it

[Nico Colaleo @NicoColaleo]

Please please PLEASE stop using the freakin Wilhelm scream. It's overdone and not funny anymore, and immediately takes me out of what I'm watching. Please!

[Dan P @daputnam]

@whoisit_it Sweet 0x0C965bA898bA67Dc5C7Bab0176188555d15c8ce2

[Rich Mirkie @richmirkie]

Anyone who Retweets this will be an NFT millionaire this year 🙊📈💸💰 I don’t make the rules Twitter does

[Jack Nefty🍌 @ape7458]

Anyone got any sleeper projects?

[fast & furious: epistemic drift @wire_mother_]

Bill Gates just surpassed Jeff Bezos as the richest person on Earth, with a net worth of $110 billion.

I struggled to imagine this huge number, so I animated some bar graphs that put it in proportion with other points of reference. The scale is quite stark.

[Cole Mercer @colemercer]

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝟭: ”Hey, what’s yall’s favorite color?"
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝟮: “Blue”
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝟯, 𝗮 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿: *long inhale*
“WELLL, IT DEPENDS..
- What do you mean by "favorite"? How should I quantify that? Should we assume the same as “most often preferred”?

[Dan P @daputnam]

@Mappletons The high level of polish. The depth. Picking colors. I’d like to see the whole process and what you are thinking the whole way. Do you hand draw with pen tool?

[Dan P @daputnam]

@Mappletons have you ever done a tutorial? I love your egghead illustrations.

[Dan P @daputnam]

@WEMOcares can’t setup wemo miniplug. Just says password is wrong. Tried everything.

[Dan P @daputnam]

@SUBWAY why is there glue on my tomatoes?

[Dan P @daputnam]

@dc_mma love you dc. Keep your head up

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Just once. Just once. I want to see a TV commercial for a Truck where the announcer has a high pitch voice.

[Dan P @daputnam]

Pedals bipedal bear sighting @joerogan is this not bigfoot? https://t.co/c3pQX3mTep

[Dan P @daputnam]

Wake up sheeple. Turkey bacon is just strips of turkey! Nothing like real bacon!

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Dear all companies: if i cant unsubscribe in one or two clicks without logging in, you get marked as spam.

[Dan P @daputnam]

Some humans living today will eventually be fossils

[Dan P @daputnam]

@67Victors it was a live event for https://t.co/9PECXfsqjt

[Dan P @daputnam]

I assume getting my question answered live means finish my drink! #ztllive