Dαяву

buy me food

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

They’re called deviled eggs because if you don’t like them you can go to Hell.

[kyle r seibel @kylerseibel]

The perfect poem doesn’t exi—

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

If you live in an apartment and it's raining and you forgot to buy groceries, you should be allowed to trick-or-treat

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Third base is when I have a panic attack in front of you

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped

[trash jones @jzux]

unfortunately i often find out without even getting to fuck around

[trash jones @jzux]

ask not what your country can do for you. they're spending all that money on weapons

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Waiting for Evidence That World Will Still Exist in 2050 Before She Starts Working Toward Goals: https://t.co/HkrIAGyKMK

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

instead of dry January I’m doing why January. it’s where every day i stand in the middle of the street & scream WHY GOD WHY

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Out:
girlbossing

In:
girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

hot girl saturday

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

good morning another day of being like woahhh until it’s time for bed again

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Aunt Calling Every Week Leading Up To Holiday To Make Sure There'll Be Vodka https://t.co/7KqNEagwaZ

[Dαяву @darbaerrito]

OFMD IS SO FUCKING GOOD

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Stressed-Out Woman Treats Herself To Additional $400 Of Credit Card Debt https://t.co/NSZsOZgPwz

[trash jones @jzux]

my healing journey is over ❤️ i’m not healed i just got bored