Dhruv kumar

I'm a programmer, part time guitar player, and all around tinkerer. My main interests lie in software development in Python and Rust.

[Dhruv kumar @darbaga]

Whenever you have to read out a factorial in math class, say "n!" in a loud, authoritative voice

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

HOW WRITERS FEEL ABOUT WRITING
• it is our passion! our soul! our love!
• also we kinda don't want to write today lol
• tomorrow doesn't look good either
• it's hard we're tired i don't know what to tell you
• [slides manuscript across the table] do u want to write it for me

[Dhruv kumar @darbaga]

@PG13LP The best plot device for game stories: the passive voice. "serious consequences will result."

[Dhruv kumar @darbaga]

@PG13LP When people can learning cloning in five minutes by reading a book

[ethan @human_dis4ster]

new tinder idea: upload all my photos upside down so girls turn their phone to look at them, obviously realise am ugly and swipe left but of course that's now actually right bing bang boom match

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

. . . In the same movement she lost her grip of her new phone which flew from her hand straight into a bollard, smashing its screen into a thousand fragments.
The elderly woman stopped, bent down and politely handed her the plastic screen covering.
2/2

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

Just witnessed the God of comedy at his very best -
A well-dressed young lady casually ripped the plastic from the screen of her new phone and dismissively tossed it onto the pavement in front of an elderly woman walking the opposite way . . .
1/2

[🦋Mia Faith🦋 @Purrsnikitty07]

There are approximately 0 feelings in the world like walking outside in the torrential rain at 4 in the morning when nobody is awake. The solitude is unparalleled.

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

ME: how can i prepare for my date

FRIEND: get her some flowers. roses, orchids

ME: definitely roses, we're not ready for kids yet

[Idk I'm Just Some Shark @HonestShark]

humans it is shark awarenesses day. here are some things I am aware of:

A rock

The fish over there

Pawning off the responsibility of reducing plastic pollution onto individual consumers instead of addressing the larger industrial issues is some grade a classism

Lots of sand

[Bob Nystrom @munificentbob]

Stroustrup said "Within C++, there is a much smaller and clearer language struggling to get out." I feel the exact same way about Git. Which is kind of ironic given how much Torvalds hates C++.

[Dhruv kumar @darbaga]

Tiger got to hunt,
Bird got to fly;
Lisper got to sit and wonder, (Y (Y Y))?

https://t.co/C23LjM6NV3

[Dhruv kumar @darbaga]

@Bartholomue Hm, I've never heard of this genre, huh

[Dhruv kumar @darbaga]

@Bartholomue Also not really, we can have songs about songs and songs about songs about songs and

[Dhruv kumar @darbaga]

@HartgenConsult Hi. Given the fact that Twitter will be dropping support for the streaming API in the near future, do you still think learning this course will be worthwhile?

[Dhruv kumar @darbaga]

@FreakyFwoof got it. In the middle of the night, the queen sleepily said "I have something to confess" and told him about a tryst between her and one of the dukes. The king, enraged, got his sword and chopped her in two-but because she was magical she regenerated into two queens. that's how.

[Dhruv kumar @darbaga]

@FreakyFwoof Where's the k