miss bumblebee

listen to your vegetables 🧇

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

I want to see Guy Fieri give a tour of where they make Girl Scout cookies

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

Coming alive on twitter to ask @SouthwestAir to pretty pls pick up my phone call I’ve been on hold over an hour!! My rapid rewards account has been compromised

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

Jeff showers daily out of spite

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

Sorry did David dye his hair at ponderosa????

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

David looks pissed to be on the jury which HA

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

Star calling Jeff “uncle Jp” is honestly incorrect

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

You cannot convince me that @NormalGossip didn’t originate this tweet

[📎 @mikesnosense]

im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

Convincing my bf to join the survivor bandwagon has been a journey

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

Star’s rap was actually fire????

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

Shauhin is my pick for winner

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

Hi twitter. I’m here for survivor content

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Debate Tuesday. VMAs Wednesday. Emmys Sunday. People who love live-tweeting through communal cultural moments, we are so back!

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Transgender operations on illegal aliens I love how he speaks in mad libs

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Has anyone ever won a debate by shouting “they’re eating the dogs”

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

love that tr*mp can’t even look at kamala. it’s like when you can’t let your dog see the neighbors out the window

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

I mean they do it for the Super Bowl why not the debate?!

[scotty @plathiandc]

nickelodeon should host the next one and have spongebob and patrick moderate it

[Chris Murphy @christress]

“There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it’s born” shouldn’t be the flex that it is but we live in hell so

[miss bumblebee @darbylime]

Have you ever resented your pet while moving bc of how unhelpful they are bc that’s where I’m at