Brooke Tedford

[Brooke Tedford @darealgingshady]

just ate a Cheeto I found in my bed and it was still good

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Should I take a nap or spend $130

[໊ @buffys]

trump banning tik tok then bringing it back so he’s liked again

[cass @luv2clomp]

when the hangout is hot dog-based

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“do you know where you parked your car?” no. but i know love. and friendship.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i wanna stop spending money it’s just…. my dad bald headed

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

I went here and they said ur the mayor

[reb @rebmasel]

“um as you should?” to my best friend describing a felony

[alondra @alondramaren]

‘i thrifted this’ … yes we can smell it

[farha @shutyourhell]

(with the intention of marriage) hey um stupid town called and said they’re missing their mayor ?

[sydney @demiurgently]

if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well

[trash jones @jzux]

I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 my psychiatrist asked if we should up my dose!!!

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Basically every plane is missing to me. I couldn’t tell you where a single plane is

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

when a bird is fat ….. like a FAT round little guy…… oh god, I’m over the moon about that

[chase @_chase_____]

when the friend with the studio apartment hosts the hang