marble rye

@jgolden1029 is on my last one.

[marble rye @darebyre]

Why is the IRS asking for my Spotify Wrapped?

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a system like that

[marble rye @darebyre]

@EasySideMoneyy @aworkingconcept @xanborghini I might diversify if I were in your shoes. HYSA is great for an emergency fund but won’t outpace or even keep up with inflation. There are great mutual funds on the moderate/conservative side if you have low risk tolerance that can do a better job preserving your dollars!

[marble rye @darebyre]

@RonDeSantis I don’t trust you. How are people mispronouncing it?

[marble rye @darebyre]

@WhiteHouse This makes no sense and is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

America is failing an open book history test right now.

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

There is nothing patriotic about what is occurring on Capitol Hill. This is 3rd world style anti-American anarchy.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

I can’t begin to tell you how insane this is. He did not inform Congress but he’s saying he informed the oil companies. Keep in mind who he means. The billionaire mega donor that just got control of Citgo. Our service members were used directly to move the interests of Trump’s donors.

[marble rye @darebyre]

Snow Miser be like:

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

ICE performs an important job for our country.

Any calls to abolish ICE are 💯 inappropriate and outrageous.

[marble rye @darebyre]

@GovRonDeSantis Most politicians, when they have very dumb scandals like this, don’t keep promoting their fake charity

[marble rye @darebyre]

@GovRonDeSantis @CaseyDeSantis Hope Florida is literally a scandal for you right now why are you bringing it up lmao

[marble rye @darebyre]

What are we even talking about here

[Buck @BuckRight]

Why are there “no go zones” in the Grand Canyon?

Is it because the people who are trying to depopulate you don’t want you to get hurt?

Or is it because they don’t want you to discover that our history is a complete work of fiction?

[marble rye @darebyre]

Got an ad for @realhomechef x @SpongeBob collab on IG and figured I’d give it a try but…

Why’s Spongebob tryna give me cancer?

[marble rye @darebyre]

There has to be another way

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Channing Tatum says he would do “lots of terrible things” to make a ‘GAMBIT’ movie happen.

“I would kill kittens”

(Source: @FallonTonight)

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Reminder that Jimmy Buffet had 0.5 seconds of screen time in "Jurassic World" and knew exactly how to use it.

[marble rye @darebyre]

Average morning on I-4:

[marble rye @darebyre]

@RonDeSantis This is anti first amendment.

[marble rye @darebyre]

You’ll tell people their TV makes everything look like a soap opera and they’ll deadass be like “idk what you’re talking about”

[marble rye @darebyre]

@JGolden1029 Maybe

[marble rye @darebyre]

@JGolden1029 I think you’re crazy

[marble rye @darebyre]

@GovRonDeSantis @FSUFootball