Dare ⚫

the least inspiring cancer patient you will ever meet
he/him

[Dare ⚫ @darekern]

I just woke up my lawyer at midnight because I'm off oxygen long enough to tell him I need to make sure some of my life insurance payout money goes to paying for my dog's cancer surgery, and wow that sentence must be what it feels like to be a living country music song.

[M@яνєl @frenziedlanes]

I'm glad we only live once coz I can't do this shit again

[Dare ⚫ @darekern]

@HARPERMADI_ I can hook you up, I have a great coma guy

[Tatiana Prowell, MD @tmprowell]

A 33 yr old #Idaho woman with #breastcancer dies in the ER after waiting 20 hrs for an ICU bed that never became avail. The hospital was overwhelmed w/ patients who have #COVID19, 82% of whom are unvaccinated. Our choices have repercussions. #GetVaccinated https://t.co/VMt6OsUxTp

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills https://t.co/W5KCr5KOgu

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Heartbreaking: This Woman Is Nostalgic For A Few Months Ago When Things Were Only Pretty Bad
https://t.co/TLm3VwX9Ae

[Dare ⚫ @darekern]

@_autumnkayy I curl in the fetal position and sob til my body hurts, then I pop an edible and order Taco Bell. What other coping mechanism is there 😂

[Dare ⚫ @darekern]

@Adora_Belly However! Pussy the vagina likely derives from an Old Norse word meaning "pocket" that far pre-dates modern English. So while in their present form, pussy the cat came first, pussy the vagina has the older root word.

[Dare ⚫ @darekern]

@Adora_Belly For some reason I felt the need to look up the actual etymology for this, and it looks like pussy the cat came first, entering modern English by the 1500s, while pussy the vagina took until the 1800s.

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

[Dare ⚫ @darekern]

@HARPERMADI_ He could do great in insurance though because this is a mildly more sexual version of how my health insurance responds every time I tell them I'm sick too

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

a lot of rich people i know are constantly finding new ways to spend their money on themselves and a lot of broke people i know are constantly spending their money on each other

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Oh you don’t like men crying? Well you’re gonna hate me

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

People tell me “keep that same energy” as if I actually have any energy

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

there’s more to life than just work. there’s also being tired

[Dare ⚫ @darekern]

I used to love January, but now I just associate it as the month when my insurance deductibles reset and I'm especially broke and depressed. Abolish January (and the American healthcare insurance model lol)

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

january is the worst month of the year. fucking sick of it. get rid of it

[Dare ⚫ @darekern]

@_autumnkayy Exactly. Plus it's really easy to ignore as a chore until it builds up, and then when I miss a spot it's too obvious and looks worse to me than if I hadn't dusted at all