Patrick

Number 1 all time goal machine for @claphamrovers

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

@MagnusOpus33 hi mate just wondered if you had any photos of dogs having a good time? Will pay Cash in hand

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

@TheRangeUK @ClaphamRovers

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

@TheRangeUK Patrick doesn't need assisting. Patrick will pick it up from his own 18 and bang it in. That's the real trivial pursuit. Cheers

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

@TheRangeUK @ClaphamRovers I TOLD YOU BEFORE I GOT IT FROM A CHARITY SHOP

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

@sainsburys @symckee my main problem at the moment is that I wake up in sweats thinking about my performance in the George Seymour final

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

Club Managers (except LG2 tho cos it's pony) you can find me at the end of the rainbow #stpatricksday #rainbangerz

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

Been working hard in the studio today, the new albums coming along quite nicely @ClaphamRovers

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

Thanks to everyone @BarrowAFC for making me feel welcome #transferbangerz

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

No game at the weekend so me and the missus have booked a place in Wales #seethemap #seethegoal

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

Keep it real guys, keep it Patrick

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

TRUE FACT: a hat-trick used to be called a pat-trick before they introduced the metric system #daretopatrick #newyearbangerz

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

Me this time next Tuesday.

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

@ClaphamRovers More bangerz than a butchers wastebin over here @chriskew_1 @Nathan_Booker start me on Sunday lads

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

@VeryHelpers link? I don't do link up play mate, I'm an out and out goal machine... Give me the ball and I will turn it into #bangerz

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

I wasnt present today, so no bangerz but still a win against that Streatham rabble. Been on set filming Home Alone 5 https://t.co/kwR1XJNn4M

[Clapham Rovers FC @ClaphamRovers]

@StreathamStanFC well lads this is awkward! Oi Oi! #OiOi #awkward #UTFR

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

@ClaphamRovers #BANGERZZZZZZZ!!

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

@daretopatrick @ClaphamRovers you weren't here for the bowling. You should be docked fantasy points. #obnox

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

Me and 7 other lads that can't kick a ball better than me #bangbangintotheroom #archerssoho @ClaphamRovers

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

It's my last one - Patrick 17:34pm

[Patrick @daretopatrick]

Just to let everyone know I beat everyone from @ClaphamRovers at Table Tennis today #chittychittybangbang