Roy

Henderson is my Messiah, Obnox is my religion. @claphamrovers Matthew Warren Parody

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

Just sampled a glass of house red and thought it was delicious. Jummy level 8.5 tonight. Rouge level 8.5. Complete Nirvana. #obnoxygen

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

Got my 7.5 jummy level mustard jummy on, night out with Shev and Smudge. Roy minus 10minutes. #obnoxexpress #callingallstations #oioi

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

Going to meet the lads but not trekking across London for Pizza Express #obnox #obnoxualfeelings

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

Jummy Goals

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

New year, new me

[Clapham Rovers FC @ClaphamRovers]

@StreathamStanFC well lads this is awkward! Oi Oi! #OiOi #awkward #UTFR

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

@daretopatrick @ClaphamRovers g- the camera is the other way

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

@daretopatrick @ClaphamRovers you weren't here for the bowling. You should be docked fantasy points. #obnox

[Clapham Rovers FC @ClaphamRovers]

Well played Tanned Howard yesterday in picking up MoM vs Cool Oak Rangers. 6-0 with @symckee and @jamesdlsmith each claiming a hat trick 🎩

[Clapham Rovers FC @ClaphamRovers]

The best 7 a side team in the world! What do think Bulldog? @jimmybullard @Ladbrokes #RealBalls

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

It's a lovely day for being a refined gentleman... And it's a lovely day for harassing women and getting my arse out. I'll decide later.

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

Dismayed that @JHenderson is not on my screen tonight playing for my beloved Liverpool. Now HE is a sexual beast.

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

@Jimboom007 are you a sexual beast?

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

Just going for a stroll, breathing in the much needed obnoxygen.

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

Suns out! Time for the mustard chords and a pornstar martini. @daretopatrick what are you doing later? #b@1

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

@GoddersLFC @ClaphamRovers think again you weird little man. Roy is going to be having the lot.

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

Footgolf is not a real sport!! #workingclass #peasents #4

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

@JHenderson do your poos smell?

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

It's going to be quite brisk outside later... Might take my jummy

[Roy @royoftherovers8]

@GPparkrun If anyone finds a ball in Gunnersbury Park this weekend can you please let me know? Thanks, Roy