Darfius 🇵🇸

The hopeful bujang lapok

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

@SyedAkramin Here i sit at a pasar pagi, infront of me an elderly chinese couple having breakfast with a malay couple then I see that video.
Why must u throw such bombs into our society without properly filtering or reading the room first at least?

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

Listen to your heart, but pay more attention to what your knees are saying..

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

@easefuldeaths Can we talk about why they are so many extras as pedestrians and random passerby?

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

I was asked what would I like buried with me when I go.
My answer : My ex

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

Vices are costly. Choose wisely

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

If ever u have the urge to smell a banana during a zoom call. Dont! Trust me on this #lifeadvice

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

Nothing beats the feeling of setting your out of office auto reply

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

Usually the loudest one in the room makes the less sense - eg Babies

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

They way i zoom in and out airports so smoothly and seamless must be recorded and praised

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

@DBKL2u Tolong tgk lampu isyarat jln hang lekiu + tun perak. Tiap pagi rosak

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

There is an empty seat for every person that is happy being at the gym

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

If I get a dollar for every time a corporate person compares their brand to Apple, I would afford an iPhone

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

@deemcrucial Motif tradisi tekad digabung dgn pilihan warna yg tidak mainstream. Pilihan berani oleh designer.

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

@fadzrulafzal So demure..

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

My mum would be very sad if she knew how badly I've been treating me.

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

Say Geronimo!

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

I'm itching to press send but I know I shouldn't ;(

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

Lepas makan hotbird pastikan cuci jari sehabis bersih, ESPECIALLY when u nak tanggal contact lens

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

@hizwani Mungkin ada cara lain selain reward and punishment?

[Darfius 🇵🇸 @darfius]

Date: 13 October
Time :7.15pm
Venue: Rock bottom