Daria Harris

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

I’ve been reminded of my intense love of Andrew Garfield…here we go again

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

An anesthesia nap sounds so good rn, that sleep just hits different 🤌🏽

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

Good facial hair is like makeup for men and you can’t change my mind

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me a week into the new semester

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

My grandmom is learning to text and she whispers out loud what she’s typing over and over to make sure it sounds good and to sum it up she’s the cutest person I know

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

This has come back around and I am now allergic to spaghetti and attracted to hard working cowboys. #charcterdevelopment

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

Why am I so attracted to spaghetti noodles? Both the pasta and the boys who look like them.

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

@dylanmcnizzle Yes, you can find a nice lady and pump her gas.

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

Forget feminism. I want a man to pump my gas in the winter.

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

@megprince007 I’m not sure that those two things go together in any way 😂

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

If anyone wanted to know the proper way to propose to me, it is with a golden retriever puppy

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

@megprince007 But you’re already old 😔

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

I wanna meet someone that makes me not afraid of growing old, cause we’ll do it together

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

Love is me telling my dad that I have a bad headache and hearing him from the bathroom say to my dog “Daria said she wants some ice cream, should we go get her some?” I don’t even have to say it he just knows 😂

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

Don’t say all country music is bad when people like Randy Travis, Willie Nelson, and Johnny Cash exist.

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

@dylanmcnizzle I’d like to see you try

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

Idk who needs to hear this but if you’re a gentleman under the age of 65, shave your mustache. Please.

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

@ericbullock_ Disturbing...

[Daria Harris @daria_harris_]

What does my social media have against me that all of my ads are for engagement rings? Please leave me alone so I can continue to be happy no matter what phase of life I’m in 😂

[Pamela Bullock @pam_bullock16]

It’s amazing how much surrounding yourself with the right people can improve your spiritual well-being.