Daria G

[the new jan brady @anna_cg07]

I taught my 1 yr old baby niece how to stick her tongue out a while ago then today when my sister FaceTimed me with her the second she saw me on the screen she stuck her tongue out bc she remembered what I taught her 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 crying

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Dani Vallejo after losing to 17-year-old Frenchman Moise Kouame at Roland-Garros:

'These types of matches should have male umpires, it's very difficult for women to handle rowdy crowds'

Enjoy your flight back home, @danivallejo17 - while Ana Carvalho will continue to do her job

[Daria G @dariagoggles]

You can’t hurt me, my one year old points and laughs at my boobs

[the new jan brady @anna_cg07]

Lugging around large storage containers, call me bin laden

[Daria G @dariagoggles]

The Staircase owl theory checks out

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

Dating a first born daughter means you have 0.2 seconds to help. After that she’s climbing the counter moving the ladder and nearly dying because you took forever to help.😭

[the new jan brady @anna_cg07]

You know what hell yeah

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I'm an eldest daughter which means I'm automatically irritated by your incompetence because l was never given room to be imcompetent. I won't be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

[the new jan brady @anna_cg07]

Me getting arrested at an asap rocky concert when I was 17

[the new jan brady @anna_cg07]

Writing an email demanding (begging) that @TWIZZLERS bring my beloved Twerps back 😭

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

BREAKING: I just signed the bill to extend postpartum coverage for Wisconsin moms from a lousy 60 days to one full year after giving birth.

I promised I'd never stop fighting to make sure moms and babies had the postpartum care they need, and today, I delivered on that promise.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

You know those shows I promised the women in Vegas,,, well EVERYBODY going to see The Backstreet Boys with a private Meet and Greet,!!!
#TheBackstreetBoys #LasVegas
@backstreetboys

[Daria G @dariagoggles]

@anna_cg07 @iky_fwjett

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[Daria G @dariagoggles]

@chris_manzo @UberEats You are doing the lords work 😂

[maryam @autistic_witch_]

BC
Before Chatgpt

[The American Conservative @amconmag]

Tucker Carlson flew to DC three times in an attempt to convince President Trump not to go to war with Iran.

"He's being shown polling that this war is a 90-10 win for him. I said, 'I don't know where that poll is coming from.' He's watching Fox News and he's getting fake polls."

[Daria G @dariagoggles]

😏

[Tamara Tenenbaum @tamtenenbaum]

todas las influ intentando lookearse como Caroline Bessette Kennedy pero no entienden que no podrán jamás porque lo más importante es la nariz y la tienen todas hecha