Adrian

I'm either mad at myself or mad at you

[el smyle 🪬 @olamide3039]

@bartbaconcat Bro got hit with the ‘actually never mind’ diagnosis

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

is there a fairytale that exists where the guy gives up everything for love and it's considered a happy ending

[lezzo ❤️‍🔥 @dykegrrl]

people saying he wouldn’t do that for her but the greater injustice is that he wouldn’t have to. men get to keep their royal title when marrying commoners. the system itself is misogynistic, forcing women to choose between love and security in a way that men never have to.

[. @playboicurrryy]

"I wonder what could go with my coffee.."

a lightly powdered pastry:

[jax @brokeurtooth]

silently crying in the back of my uber and the driver turned around and gave me this stick of gum before saying in broken english “u will be okay tomorrow, today u can be sad”

[Kay @sirennextdoor]

Put the absent father in jail for not providing nafkah. Ban all domestic and international travel, ban from marrying again. Banyak je boleh buat untuk ajar akibat pengabaian anak untuk lelaki. But time and time again, it's the women who have to step up for their lack of action

[izzi @IzzraifHarz]

hate to break it to you but until fasa peralihan monsun comes in late September, we’ll gonna see many days of hot and humid during this monsun barat daya season.

also next week it’s expected that the warm conditions to continue in Semenanjung 🔥🔥🫠 stay safe

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Nostradaus @Fird_4u5]

Why pay RM80 to kill strays? Give the money to animal rescues. They will TNR. Reduce them from breeding. Eventually there will be less strays.
Takkanlah benda macam ni pon tak boleh fikir.

[Virtud Mental. @VirtudMental]

Si no puedes controlar a tu perro, PÓNLO en una correa...

Los dueños de mascotas irresponsables son lo peor.

[Linda 🇲🇾 @norhaslindanh]

Tapi seronok macamni. Adik lelaki aku kerja kat lab department yg mmg multi-generational mcmni, dia suka cerita kat aku kawan kerja satu lab dia yg umur 50-55.

Dgn aku2 sekali terinspirasi dengar story2 mcmmana mereka handle family, anak2 & tips masa depan yg teratur etc! Useful

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning

[sophie @sophieisawitch]

i wanted to kill myself on the golden gate bridge a while ago and the guy said "sorry, last pedestrian entry was 20 minutes ago" and i asked why and he said suicide prevention. so sometimes the system works

[faux || gone/fishing @fauxpasz]

apabila terjadi keadaan darurat angkat tangan dan ucapkan "absolute cinema"

[Rina Omar @RockeRina]

Zoo Negara had to build a panda complex to accommodate the needs of the pandas on loan from China. Why does Malaysia NOT impose the same strict rules in providing the best for our animals on loan abroad? Any less and it’s literally sanctioned wildlife trafficking!

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

There are many women who are no longer alive today because a man couldn’t accept being told No