birdie

his baggage isn't his queerness.

[birdie @tearexes]

care but do not carry.

[eoree @eoreeader]

This man needs to be stopped

[sammy @loserbent]

*nodding sagely* suicidal ideation

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[c @cokebeyc]

how it feels trying to get rid of that one thought that’s been haunting you for days

[saturn 🪐 @saturnevonne]

Co-signing as someone who works in the environmental field. This actually does work lol

[Adam @adambastille]

"breakfast" restaurants that aren't open before 9

[red @ororomunroesbf]

Tried to nap through flight but it got delayed and I woke up during takeoff

[lucy diamond @girlfailure8000]

bought a laptop yesterday and it came with a printer 😭😭❓❓ WHAGAHHAAHA WDYM FREEBIES NUNG LAPTOP IS A WHOLE ASS PRINTER ❓❓

[kael @melodramicka]

2 meses atrás recusei uma vaga q só começava em agosto pq ia demorar pra começar mas já é quase agosto e ainda não achei emprego

[Nadzeya @foulestench]

in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years
i know my goat

[sha @seungt0phyun]

a tiktok reminded me of the time DIA was giving away signed albums to police officers and randomly picked T.O.P as a winner without knowing it was him during his military 😭😭

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

man these repetitive tasks really fuck me up

[Grace @graceyldn]

Some American girl on TikTok paid her neighbour $400 to feed her cat while she was on holiday and then asked if she’d spend 5 minutes a day playing with them so they didn’t get lonely. The neighbour said no!!

How I’d be entertaining that cat for $400:

[📟 @sourskittlesz]

how malaysians feel after posting their ugly generative AI images "art"

[OB @objaxn]

Interviewed for a role with higher pay and the recruiter just called me and said “when I call back, act surprised”😩😩😩😩😩😩