Darian Brasher

Writer by night, lawyer by day, and sexy nerd all day every day.

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

The problem with having #writersblock as an #erotica writer is that when the words don't come, the characters don't either. #amwriting

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Mr. President, I just know you can still make it to 270. Just stop eating so many hamberders and do some laps around the Rose Garden. You got this!

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Jake Tapper: “What a sad night for the United States of America to hear their president say that”

Lester Holt: “We have to cut away here because the president has made a number of false allegations”

Anderson Cooper: Donald Trump is an “obese turtle flailing on his back”

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Kennedy at the Resolute Desk dealing with the Cuban Missile Crisis

vs.

Trump at the Resolute Desk dealing with the Goya Bean Crisis
#GoyaGate #Goya #GOYABOYCOTT

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

"I've done more for THE BLACKS than any President. I even risked getting BLACK LUNGS like them by digging underground to inspect the White House's bunker. Very brave. Didn't pee myself in fear. FAKE NEWS! Look what I found hidden there. OBAMAGATE!"
#BunkerBoy #BunkerTrump #Trump

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

A lot of Republicans are up in arms about #JoeBiden saying #YouAintBlack. The GOP's quadrennial "We Pretend to Care About Black People Day" came early this year. It's usually only in November.

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

From now on I'll be shortening POTUS to simply POS in the interest of both efficiency and accuracy. #POTUS

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Been looking for a reason to stop buying Papa Johns pizza, and now I have it. Other than the fact it's like eating cardboard cancer, I mean.

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

The President skipped doing Extreme Vetting of his criminal campaign officials so he could save it all up for Muslims. Smart. /s https://t.co/4QZ914dqVX

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have just ordered Homeland Security to step up our already Extreme Vetting Program. Being politically correct is fine, but not for this!

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Or just take it & save it for Chloe's future kids who didn't earn it. After all, Junior, it's never too early to teach her about nepotism. https://t.co/dDNvQmX6qP

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

So quit.
https://t.co/03dmBzMGrZ
#FoxNews #FauxNews #MuellerInvestigation

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Obama Administration: 8 years, 0 prison terms, 0 convictions, 0 indictments
Trump Administration: TBD
https://t.co/vBsdrOO3Sd via @nbcnews

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Take note future fourth Trump Baby Momma: This trashy "I'm the real First Lady" nonsense is what you have to look forward to.

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

@V_Rheault Great, thanks for asking! You? (Sorry for the delay in responding. As you can see, I don't tweet much anymore.)

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Trump is making Gingrich's former mistress Vatican ambassador because that's what Jesus would do. #CallistaGingrich https://t.co/p1YFVfKLGb

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Fox News is so far up Trump's butt that it's probably found the tax returns he's hidden up there. #ComeyHearing #Trump

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Eric Trump saying his dad's critics are "not even people" proves the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten orange tree. #Trump

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Those calling Kamala Harris rude don't get that you often interrupt a witness to get the truth.
Source: I'm a lawyer. #SenateIntelHearing

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

If only Trump's father had also pulled out 70 years ago, we wouldn't be in this mess. #ParisAgreement

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

Low energy. Sad. https://t.co/WdIrLJfQyV #TrumpinSaudi #Trump #SaudiArabia

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

If this is the "winning" #Trump talked about, then he's right--I'm sick of winning. #WashingtonPost
Washington Post
WaPo
Russians

[Darian Brasher @darianbrasher]

And this is from a conservative: "Fox News undermines a free, independent press." #FoxNews #media #tvnews https://t.co/CecqJWNg0z