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[daringtobe @daringtobe]

The downside of a December anniversary and living in a walkable neighbourhood is I'll be wearing long johns when out for dinner. #sexy

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1.5 episodes into season 3 of #LifeInPieces and I'm disappointed. Humour seems forced maybe? Just not good.

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@Skmermaid @CheleneF It's so cheap and doesn't require me to a) keep track of diaper stock and b) find time to make it to the store.

[daringtobe @daringtobe]

You might be a mom if you update your @amazonca Subscribe & Save diaper order in the middle of the night after your baby wakes up. #multitasking

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Peak mid-thirties motherhood: letting baby chew on breast pads because at least she's entertained while I get ready for book club.

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Second night in a row baby girl has STTN. I should be happy. I should be sleeping. #wideawake #cuddlewithdrawal #10monthsold

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I mistakenly thought if a baby STTN then parents did too. My baby didn't need me until 4 AM last night but better believe I checked the monitor every hour at least until then. I slept better bed sharing. :(

[Oka Kashofa Aiialhakofi @okakashofa]

cough @jason_mraz cough ahem. Excuse me.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

GENIE: I don’t—I’m sorry I’m just not getting this.
ME: *In bed* Look, it’s not complicated: I still want to feel the WEIGHT OF THE BLANKET, but I’m already hot.

[daringtobe @daringtobe]

I just put sweatpants and a bunnyhug on. #HappyCanadaDay2018 #coldaf

[daringtobe @daringtobe]

My night was made with the discovery I got stubborn stains out of two adorable baby outfits. So yeah. This is my life now, I guess.

[daringtobe @daringtobe]

Babies. Surrounded by toys but she chooses to play with my dirty old slipper. 🙄

[Lori G 🌻💙💛 (@[email protected]) @LoriG]

By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones

[daringtobe @daringtobe]

And here I thought postpartum hair loss was because of hormone regulation, not because babies yank it out.

[daringtobe @daringtobe]

New mom in the spring: pack baby 2 hats (warm hat, sun hat), 2 sweaters (thin cardy, warm fleece), 2 blankets, sunscreen, etc, etc and forget your own &$#% sunglasses.

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Note to self: bring baby carrier on outings as backup. We’ll call that walk “Velcro Baby Screams in Stroller”.

[daringtobe @daringtobe]

Current status: in bed being slowly covered in saliva as baby blows continual spit bubbles. #wildsaturdaynight #livingthedreamlife

[daringtobe @daringtobe]

Sometimes I fret “Do I love my baby enough!?” And then comes a time I stay in one uncomfortable position for over an hour as to not disturb her nap. #yepshesloved

[SpacedMom @copymama]

Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open.

[daringtobe @daringtobe]

Today I successfully managed to shampoo AND condition my hair in the tub with a 6 month old baby perched on my belly. I’m basically Super Woman.