Third-eye Jedi

Wandering the cosmos inside my head. Won't you join me? RVA

[Third-eye Jedi @dark_jedi1]

Have I seen “A Series of Unfortunate Events”?

Uh yeah… IT’S CALLED ADULTHOOD MOTHERFUCKER!!!

*Walks away laughing maniacally*

[Third-eye Jedi @dark_jedi1]

Barista: What can I get you?

Me: If I removed everyone’s eyes in this coffee shop there would be no “Eye Witnesses”…

Barista: Uhhh…

Me: You might want to hurry with that coffee… *Wink*

[Third-eye Jedi @dark_jedi1]

Beat Bobby Flay?

Give me a crowbar or a baseball bat or I’m not interested…

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

I'll take flaws over faked perfection.

[Falcon @jvesdale]

Don't disrespect what you don't understand.

[SavoirFail 🇺🇦 @SavoirFail]

Wide open is the way I spread good will.

[Falcon @jvesdale]

Be the reality of someone's dreams

[SavoirFail 🇺🇦 @SavoirFail]

There are words between words
unspoken but understood
just the knowing between the
known and unknown
in the fabric that is
us

[Third-eye Jedi @dark_jedi1]

Ant-Man Sext:

I might look small now… but I guarantee you I'm going to get ALOT bigger.

[Third-eye Jedi @dark_jedi1]

Captain America Sext:

I'll do anything for my country…

Anything.

[Third-eye Jedi @dark_jedi1]

Black Widow Sext:

How deep undercover are you willing to go?

[Third-eye Jedi @dark_jedi1]

Thor Sext:

Do you think yourself worthy enough to holdeth my Hammer?

[J @afarawayangel]

I'm watching George Clooney as Batman on Netflix because sometimes we need a reminder just how far we've come..

[J @afarawayangel]

As soon as my child finds out the real definition of "soon" I am royally screwed.

[Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1]

Me: *licks, licks, licks*
H: "Aimee, this is the third day you've called in sick"
Me: *licks, licks...*
"I HAVE TO KNOW!"

[Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1]

*moves left, moves right*
Aimee, stop
*repeats*
Aimee, stop blocking the TV
*repeats*
Fine...we can go out for tacos.

[whereami18 @whereami18]

Sometimes you just have to say, "shut up and do your job" so they'll actually shut up and do their job

[Scott-Towel @scott_towel]

GRANNY'S DEAD, SO EVERTHING MUST GO AT GRANNY'S HOME FURNISHING! UNHEARD OF SAVINGS ON ALL CREDENZAS, SETEES, CHIFFOROBES AND DAVENPORTS.

[Gina @Notebookgirl72]

We are everything that has ever happened to us.