The Dark Mage

Professional Game Master

Sharing the stories my players still talk about years later.

Stories Worth Remembering.

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

After several years behind the DM screen, I'm finally sharing the stories from my table.

A polite vampire.

A demon librarian.

A villain who gave players nightmares.

A 4,000-pound throne dropped on a kraken.

Welcome to Dark Mage Games.

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

First Polite Devil video will be posted tonight! Follow on YouTube, Instagram and Tiktok so you don't miss it!

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@lizards_cast haha - help

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@bea_dnd Good morning, hopper!

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@KasimirUrbanski @AzraeleDelmorte This has happened way more than I'd like to admit >.>

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@LostLoreScholar @amazinggamepro @TheBrassDrake I really like the choice of words "aspiring to be a wizard". I can already imagine the amazing rp opportunities that brings!

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@lizards_cast I'm sure! My Norse blood thinks 74 is too hot. The problem with New Jersey is the fall and winter feel great. But summer still gets into the 90's 🫠

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

I've been gone for awhile.

My daughter was born.

My attention was needed elsewhere.

In all this time, I've still been DMing.

I'll be sharing fun stories, scary moments and insights from my table here.

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@amazinggamepro Sending all the healing prayers and best of wishes. I hope everyone is feeling better soon!

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

My players once dropped a 4,000lb throne on a kraken.

What's the craziest thing your players have done?

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

If you are considering a lifestyle change to better your health and quality of life, please, just do it. You deserve to be and feel your absolute best.

You can do this!

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

4 months ago, I weighed 277lbs, had 42% body fat and 29% muscle mass. I had constant aches and pains from various injuries I have collected in life, as well as a slew of digestive issues.

Today, I weigh in at 237.2lbs, 34.1% body fat and 33.3% muscle mass. I am ache free --

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

I won't lie, it has been hard work. A strict low carb diet, which exposed an allergy to nightshades I didn't know I had.

I have been working out 6 days a week, but the results speak for themselves.

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@DamianaMeade @RealGreyMage Combine it with a Don't Breathe kinda story. Good luck not making noise in that mess...

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@DamianaMeade I get a giggle out of it remembering how hard I facepalmed.

To be fair, no one thinks to run up walls.

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@DamianaMeade At least for your instance you were avoiding mechs. These guys were just being extra. There were perfectly safe stairs and doors leading outside XD

[The Dark Mage @dark_mage_games]

@DamianaMeade it's not just you lol. I had a group who all had the ability to fly one way or the other. Half of them fell out a window and took fall damage attempting to parkour along the roof. (30 mins later) "Ah crap, I have a broom of flying!" -resounding of chorus of "Crap!"-