RealGreyMage

Guild leader, Pro DM, Game Designer, and writer who's working to make the world a little bit better. Honor, Integrity, Improvement.

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Obligatory dnd themed cake. Carry on. 🍻

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@wintrwizrd It would be nice to have ya. I do it every year, so maybe next time. 🍻

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Here at Phoenix Fan Fusion, lmk if you're here. Unfortunately, no sign ups for my games since the convention website UI is pretty bad. Big old model might not get combat today... Fort Tortuga remains undefeated.

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Ya know, I feel like its important to get back to a place that lets you be creative. For me, the city can be claustrophobic, and there's barely any room to breathe. Out here, I feel more free. With some luck, this vacation will let me get back to posting regularly 🤞

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@DMJeffChronicle The rope to swing over a pit with spikes actually being the trip wire for... whatever other trap you want really.

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@AlysssaHazel Try some keifer, kombucha, or some other stuff with probiotics. If it's stomach flu, you kinda just gotta hang in there, but I'd also suggest getting some sun. Vitamin D and fresh air will do a lot to improve your mood and make you feel better. 🍻

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@Gingerblast

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@LostLoreScholar Ehh. I've played a lot of peoples half-baked and attempted 'proof of concept' games. There are hundreds of heart break games that are poorly designed and don't stand the test of time because it takes substantial effort to make something worthwhile. We still need *good* TT makers.

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@Lumahlin @Valheimgame It would be cool to be able to control the nearest mob for a few minutes. Definitely a more drastic change, but idk what to do with yagluth.
The queen increase the mining from the queens ability by another 10%.
I haven't beat fader yet, so I won't weigh in there. 😅

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@Lumahlin @Valheimgame Elder- increase pierce, slash and blunt by 10% on top of the wood chopping.
Moder- longer duration and/or, increased fog of war visibility. It would be nicer to not have to get so close to land to map it's coast.
Yagluth- something to do with him being a king maybe?

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@Lumahlin @AnabriellaTV @Valheimgame I have no idea how hard it would be to impliment, but maybe make it so that the boss trophies can be imbued into certain weapons like the gemstones? Having your axe hold the elder power, cape hold eikthyr, etc.

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@wizard_scholar Lol, yeah. All this wisdom in a young body... crazy to think about what I might be like when I'm old 😂

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Celebrating my 28th. 🥳
I've had a lot of well wishes, but I did want to take a few seconds to say thanks to my friends on here. While yall are all the gift I need, try to do something nice for someone today for someone a present to me.
Hopefully, this'll be a good year. 🍻

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@LindeAron Thanks, appreciate it! 😁

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@LostLoreScholar @threelinestudio Just block them and move on, most of the bros are cancer. The entire collective reminds me of a cult in the worst way.

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@LostLoreScholar @FoxyVixsune I've been on 5-6 dates this last month alone, and it's REALLY bad for your mental health. You aren't anywhere close to describing how bad it is in this post.

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@LostLoreScholar Ehh, it was a party of six. The total PC kill count is probably between 100-150.

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Back to back, two PCs go down after fighting Sirens.
The most hopeless I've seen a player was after delivering this line-

"You get pulled under the water, out of sight of your companions as the cold water fills your lungs. They like watching their victims drown."

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Turns out that running a high seas horror campaign has really helped get me out of my DM funk. The ocean is terrifying as hell, and taking ques from The Odyssey has been quite gratifying. I guess my little DM tip for yall is to switch the genera of the game when things get stale.

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@ser_redd @LostLoreScholar @elvenmaidinn @WhickTv @ShortFatOtaku Hmm, do you want a straight answer? 🤣🤣

Get it? Cuz it's a question about gayness... imma head out. 😅