Dark Moe

Parody Account.

The Wife & I are passionate senior citizens. Our Avi is Molly.

Yes, we're crazy for Cadillacs.

[Dark Moe @DarkMoe3]

@MarthaStewart
I apologize for not responding sooner.
I must have overlooked it.
Please call me.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

That time Betty White was worried about an electrician getting to eat, so she brought him a sandwich

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Hello I’m your body, you might know me from such hits as “you can’t do that anymore” and “lol watch this.”

[Jack Kelly @JackKel19462997]

You’re not gonna believe this but I just can’t even right now.,

[Seinfeldism @Seinfeldism1]

What about you, shmoopy? How 'bout a little tuna? You want a little tuna fishy? / S07E06 The Soup Nazi #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

[Dark Moe @DarkMoe3]

@JackKel19462997 Must have felt like a spear shoved right into your heart. You needed that job; it was your bread & butter. It kept you in the chips. And that boss of yours; nothing sweet about that gherkin, let me tell you.

[Dark Moe @DarkMoe3]

@JackKel19462997 @EWalsh64 You bless our hearts and I've even heard you bless the rains down in Africa. Not once have I ever even thought of it as being rude. And yet, now here we are.

We think you're just frightened of this thing that you've become. An aging homophonic.

[Jack Kelly @JackKel19462997]

@EWalsh64 @DarkMoe3 😂😂

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Summer is great because you get to do fun things outside and enjoy the weather for 3 mins before bursting into flames.

[The Democratic Voice @TheDemVoiceNow]

This is my kind of reflecting pool 👇
If you feel the same,
join our community!
(Link in bio)

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

We all struggle opening plastic packaging with a box cutter but someone used one to put a 300 foot gash, UNDETECTED, in the lining of the Reflecting Pool. Ok. 👌

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Sometimes the situation requires a little finesse *grabs hammer*

[Jack Kelly @JackKel19462997]

If I was a gold medalist I’d be a real jerk about it. I’d wear it at my class reunion saying something on the line of “well well well. What’d you pathetic fucks do in past 10 years? Look at this!” Then I’d compare it to things that they’ve never done. Then sit alone.

[Dark Moe @DarkMoe3]

@NotTodayEric I hate when that happens.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Sorry I’m late, I got my hand stuck in the Pringles can again.

[Jack Kelly @JackKel19462997]

It seems a ninja broke into my house in the night and took my hair. I’m tired of these hair ninjas.

[Knowledge & History @xKnowledgeBANK]

A very ridiculous Billionaire's maths!

[🎶𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 ✨ @Old_But_Gold50s]

Seeing Lucy dressed up so glamorously, Ethel reminds her that they all agreed not to do anything to interfere with or ruin Ricky's (Lucy's husband) chances. When Ethel accuses Lucy of ruining it, Lucy humorously fires back:
"That's different, I'm his wife, I have a right to ruin it!"

Only a wife could get away with this kind of 'exclusive privilege'! Who says Lucy is a party pooper, she’s the wife after all!

This clip is from the classic American sitcom "I Love Lucy" (Season 4, Episode 103: "Ricky's Movie Offer"), broadcast in 1954.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

A Nigerian man was found dead in his flat with $45million cash...

He spent the last 10 years trying to share it

But no one replied to his emails.

[Sarah Carter @sarah_cart]

Porch Pirate got exactly what they deserved✌️

[WE HAVE NO FRIENDS/BY ANY MEME NECESSARY @CLG98264897]

Karma is a mofo.