Lawrence of Alabama

Sapiophile. Wanderer. Wonderer. Black sheep. My passions are well-crafted cocktails, whip-smart females, wellness, entrepreneurship, sunshine, & pickles.

[InVOLuntaryEmmission @pugus1979]

It’s fairly simple at this point.

Any election they win is cool and any they don’t is rigged.

We legitimately would not tolerate this shit from a kid on the playground whining how when they lose others cheated and it’s the entire Conservative Party today.

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@RelishTiek @JohnRoseforTN It’s so much easier than actually having to do anything.

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@EmbracingTara Project much?

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@richeisen @espn @DisneyPlus @RichEisenShow This is the first must-see-TV I’ve had in 30 years (aside from NCAA/NFL playoff games). Thank you for doing this.

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@Farris_TN @Justice_West And how does that relate to the quality of the music?

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@PerfectOurUnion Rush Limbaugh discovered a business model that might have even freaked him out by now.

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@BoilAFrog2 Good for them.

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@BuckSexton Dude, have you seen your own profile pic?

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@atrupar @CheriJacobus What an unholy piece of shit he is

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@ChudTheBuilder FAFO

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@SJohnston60 It’s called competence, and you interpret it as smugness because you don’t have it.

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@AugustCohen4 @KTmBoyle Well said, sir

[The Vanilla Gorilla 🦍 @LuckyFrog44]

@HunterBiden The man they spent years trying to bury just became the most entertaining person on the internet. Seven years sober and zero cares left to give. That’s not a comeback, that’s a Masterclass!

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@TNFreedom21 Franklin thought about electing a Nazi woman as mayor recently, so there’s that

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@aaronjames619 @HunterBiden Aaron, I suggest you look up Johnny Cash’s politics, but first, pick up a book on grammar.

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@esjesjesj But the GOP told me to never believe the NYT

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@TnTroll2727 @Tennessean

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@BuckSexton He’s been at the very top of his profession, unlike you.

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@BenTurner32

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@EWErickson I suggest you read @RadioFreeTom. You and your ilk, @EWErickson, are a pestilence on this world. You prove every day that the concept of meritocracy in this country is a joke.