darknessbeckons

Follow Us into the Abyss. Urthwild reviews genre fiction & writes. Horror, Dark Fantasy, Urban Fantasy & Sci-Fi. She also designs stuff. See www.tempremoved

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Richard. He's sometimes accused of not being a real dog because of his weird paws and inability to bark. Thinks his pack would say otherwise. 12/10 for all

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Your annual reminder that this happened at Wimbledon 🤣

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Wife sets up a camera so her husband won’t sneak food… but his response is way too genius 🤣

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@buitengebieden But, nothing did.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

The result after hours of engineering calculations. 😂😂

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@wendypink224 @fesshole Isn’t that baby poo? I very much doubt OP is a baby.

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@KeruboSk You obviously want to write a book. Just write it. I very much doubt that ALL of these overly dramatic things have happened to you in the last month.

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@EmilySm43 Dave Allen on a recorded show. Never saw him live. Richard Pryor. Michael McIntyre. Gina Yashere.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Just in case you’re having a bad day, remember this is how they weigh koalas 😍

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@OurManInBananas @fesshole Are you still alive or communicating via an Ouija board?

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@calitropic @fesshole Water filters exist, not only the ones that attach directly to your water supply but also those for water jugs.

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@EpicGrandma333 @fesshole I am certain people can read and research the ingredients listed by themselves.

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@Amelia558rs You are farming for coin.

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@mrcanute1 @fesshole You have no idea what time period the person in the fess is referring to. However, the last world war ended in 1945. If the fessed is posting about 2026 the woman would not have been born at any point during the last war.

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@EmGaga124 @rushychas @mcfc_son @Mr_Husky1 @EmGaga124 a joint account means that either one can remove all of the money at any time. I have a joint savings account with my husband. I also have 2 solo savings accounts & current account . Salary goes into my solo account. Any woman with a job needs a solo account.

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@EmGaga124 @rushychas @mcfc_son @Mr_Husky1 Every couple doesn’t have the relationship your parents do. You are extremely naive.

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@oelma__ https://t.co/xfOBD86DNc They actually come in different sizes.

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@SagoLabsVC @fesshole Publish some poetry.

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@fesshole Gosh tell her you like the smell and you are going to buy some to sniff it. Be an adult.