@AlexisWilkins Define successful because nobody knew who the fuck you were before your boyfriend started abusing his power to impress you. Now people know who you are but it's not because of your dying cat-like voice.
@BrilynHollyhand Did your parents lose a bet and were forced to give you that trainwreck of a name? It's like your dad had a mouthful of Alpha-Bits, spit it on your mom's face and your name were the letters that stuck to her skin