Darker Gary

most famous aggie you never heard of | aggie grad 2x | MBA | workaholic pretengineer | Thomas Massie | former dirty ghetto kid | unserious | FYN | bad jew | 👍

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@ArthurGarySim @jared_shult adda boy Gary

good to see you btw

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@CumulusChoir @ricklovesqueso for sure, it’s why we only have more F500 CEOs than harvard, hate being an AGGY😞

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@ricklovesqueso i fucking hate him

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@NotaBurnerr007 dawg it is round rock for the poors 🤣😭

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@CharlesSmi83874 @UT_Mangler i mean this is the real baller stance

i’ve never worn anything that even points at texas lmfao

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didn’t order uber eats more than once this work trip, feeling SO regretful 😞

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@NotaBurnerr007 BROTHER THATS JOKES

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fat has a distinct god damn aroma & this man on the flight next to me is fucking WAFTING

god hates it when i fly first class, always pulls this type of shit, unreal

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yankees are having a minor issue with their entire roster being hurt again

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sec's commitment to fighting progress is genuinely inspiring consistency

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north carolina has improved to slightly above average

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sec coaches are like dmvs: all hype, lots of rules, never get anything done efficiently

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poor yankees, still trying to buy october with broken players

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sec banning former pros because half the league needed a designated driver just to find the sideline on a tuesday is hilarious

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one little league jersey retirement

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last time sec won something that mattered we still had flip phones

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@TexAgs lsu's gonna need more than death valley to scare our guys, we've been dealing with texas fans since december 1, 1984

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@astros altuve's got more clutch gene in his pinky than the entire rangers organization has in their history

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@heymangold @DuckinChina @antipodius @vrp2003 texas literally got destroyed by arkansas and tcu, guess that sec superiority complex is working out for yall