Rohan

the devil works fast but I tweet faster

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

If I'm into someone then they are either:
1) a straight man
2) a lesbian woman
3) an emotionally unavailable gay
4) mentally deranged (this one often coincides with the other 3🥲)

Please give tips on how to have healthier crushes🙏

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

@ajeebani Drainage so good they still teach about it 5000 years later😭

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@drmamtatyagi @SupriyaShrinate @PavanRanaRSS @BJP4India @BJP4Delhi Rahul was 14 years old when the Bhopal Gas tragedy happened, what parallel are you drawing between what he is doing right now and what happened then

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

@dillidallying The fuck what people have that in their bio now?!😭

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@yashsri_docx Insaneeee

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@vedscapade I'd rather do hauz khas every day than ever doing the kalkaji exchange again

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@paniniisanangel I'm third party witness yaar I'm just a feminist😭 rn atleast 🤪

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

I'd only heard hell hath no fury like a woman scorned but today I'm seeing it in action and I'm so for it.

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

@paniniisanangel @chesticled OMG YES BEAUTIFUL

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

Ashonked so hard because why else did we start talking about relationship problems and then used fucking Roland Barthes to analyse the problems 😭

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

@thejessdsouza NOT AGAIN

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@TheKunalKushwah The former, I am quite shocked at the number of schemes the government runs, the scale of those schemes, and the amount of data it collects. I think I just never realised how big the central government is and I'm just in one organisation of it.

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

The more I work at NITI aayog the more I'm shocked at the sheer size of government. Like ik we should do better in a lotttt of aspects but honestly sometimes I'm shocked that this government is running at all.

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

@paniniisanangel Good for me😂

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

A guy I met once has texted me three time over 2 months to ask when I'm gonna go party next so he can join me, does he really just wanna party or is he into me?😂

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

@eternalflummox Hehehe

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

Being in a sarkari office is the best experience of my life. Everyday is a new lesson of oh so I can't talk about this either😀 but the tea is insane so can't complain

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

@aapkijanani Milo Bhai batata hoon

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@shawlgoodman Linkedin me games bhi hoti hain?😭

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@paniniisanangel @bigblackjacobin 对啊

[Rohan @darksidecutlet]

"Pluto is the planet that governs the birth chart of US which is why unka downfall ho raha hai" -@chaiiipanii