dark stoopy™️

simp 4 J 🖤 🌈 she/her

[dark stoopy™️ @darkstoopy]

Don't smile because it's over; cry because it happened

[‏ً @itsnwts]

You know what’s more dangerous than trans athlete???

7 Frat boys at Cornell University…

[dark stoopy™️ @darkstoopy]

@kingevboy @detectiveshrek awww cutest baby morgan !!! all curled up !! i can’t 😭😭

[dark stoopy™️ @darkstoopy]

@detectiveshrek omg sweetest baby fargo !!! 😭😭 his tongue out !!!!

[markie (momo lover) @MOAMETALIZM]

colleen ballinger after her pr team told her not to speak on the controversy:

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

If Lance Armstrong actually believed people are pretending to be trans to cheat at sports, he would have tried it already

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

😂

[dark stoopy™️ @darkstoopy]

@HugosGameLounge happy birthday !!! 🎉

[aki ♡ @dirusional]

people without OCD love to misuse the term "intrusive thought" and then get shocked when the intrusive thoughts are about actually disturbing topics instead of dyeing your hair purple at 3am

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Noho Hank Cuntiest Moments Ranked

[dark stoopy™️ @darkstoopy]

@whitecatprophcy have u listened to the mormon expression podcast on this cuz it’s so fucking funny

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[white cat prophecy @whitecatprophcy]

What would have gotten you out of the LDS church the fastest had you known about it earlier?

For me it’s knowing how well the church fits the BITE model of cult identification

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hi welcome to dog ownership, your options are a $4000 purebred snub-nosed Lithuanian duckhound with a 2-year waitlist who is allergic to the colour green, or a mutt named Stubbs you acquired through unclear circumstances who is prepared to survive through a nuclear apocalypse

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

The way the same people who called BLM protests thuggery are now applauding French protests should be studied. I know the answer but we should get it in writing

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“you smoke?”

me:

[dark stoopy™️ @darkstoopy]

@bingbongboork jesus !!!! fuck them hoes !need help calling ??

[Jessie @jessiejensen]

Imagine getting murdered by your husband and your bishop sends an email to the ward about it but he never even mentions you, he just tells everyone not to talk to the press and to pretty please not judge your murderer.