darlablaine

Welcome to my stream of consciousness

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Timothee Chalomet is so unbelievable in Dune in that i am unable to believe he is someone who would have a septum ring

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Deleted Instagram and immediately ran to twitter like a little bitch. There’s no hope for me

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@kt76955338 @chrissychlapp This is exactly how we talk to each other

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I wanna drink one of these in an above-ground pool so bad

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@kesimonsays Same dress 🙂

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I want to give Gwyneth Paltrow a Hot Cheeto and see what happens

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@maybegrayson @PopCrave @kesimonsays

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

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*watching last of us*
Graham: are you crying?
Me:

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

Periodic reminder from your friendly career public defender: no matter who you are and no matter what you have done or NOT done: DO. NOT. TALK. TO. THE. COPS.

https://t.co/bT0BupMnN3

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I will not be gaslit into thinking 9am is not the crack of dawn why the fuck do y’all have me going places at that hour

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

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I’m tired of talking about how crazy Marjorie Taylor Greene is I want someone to explain why her face looks like that

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@kt76955338 @ohJuliatweets I actually saw this earlier and was like oh me

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@kesimonsays Ok viral kween

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

(Completely missing the area to feel someone’s pulse) He’s dead

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@kt76955338 @OneFeIISwoop Need

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My social media experience is strictly signing in, diagnosing myself with something new and spiral-inducing, and signing off

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@CaucasianJames No