the perfect first date is going back to a guys place and he whispers “I have something special for u” as he dims the lights then brings in a giant wheel of pecorino cheese on a wooden table and makes me cacio e pepe inside of it
The best thing my students ever gave me. I thought they were just really diligent note-takers the whole semester, but it turns out they were compiling a book of all the craziest things I'd said, all *very much* out of context. It's 152 pages long.
Barbie in toy commercials: “I love to ✨dance!✨
Barbie in Barbie movies: “I’m using my dancing to overthrow a ✨totalitarian bird dictator!✨
Barbie when little girls are playing with her: “I’m ✨thrice divorced✨ and the dictator is ✨ME!✨
SAVE THE DATE!!!
Tomorrow is the 2nd Annual Birthday Subathon for the Stacisaur Squad on Twitch!!! ❤
Viewer games! Chill vibes!! Birthday celebration!!! Cats!!!! ME!!!!!
Hope to see you there 🙂 ❤
https://t.co/M6R8EUaoFS
SAVE THE DATE!!!
Tomorrow is the 2nd Annual Birthday Subathon for the Stacisaur Squad on Twitch!!! ❤
Viewer games! Chill vibes!! Birthday celebration!!! Cats!!!! ME!!!!!
Hope to see you there 🙂 ❤
https://t.co/M6R8EUaoFS
Official wedding invites have been sent out, so can now finally share to the public.
Allison: Can we do our wedding invites like a romance novel?
Me: As you wish.