If I ever post something insane please be aware I have a focus group of 1 man, who is my boyfriend, who encourages me to just do whatever I want all the time
A housekeeper at @HiltonHotels woke me up two hours before checkout this morning by trying to open the door to my room while I was naked & the do not disturb sign was on. Front desk was like "Ok, we'll make a note you haven't left yet." ?????
Me: (about to explain a whole thing) Ok, so do you know about Olivia Rodrigo?
Mike: Yeah, I know about her from the Olivia Rodrigo magazine at the grocery store.