❤Princess Killjoy ❤🇺🇸

♡In my head♡

[❤Princess Killjoy ❤🇺🇸 @darlingshelly72]

Some of the coolest people I never met, right here on twitter!

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

I dated a guy whose favorite band was Tears For Fears and all he did was shout.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Whenever I see a girl in her 20s giving life advice I’m thinking maybe her cat logged in and started tweeting.

[❤Princess Killjoy ❤🇺🇸 @darlingshelly72]

Sometimes I like a tweet just cause it's the 69th like...

[❤Princess Killjoy ❤🇺🇸 @darlingshelly72]

@AlissaJxo Happy Birthday

[Lovely Bones @MrsLovelyBones1]

I didn’t say anything, but I noticed.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Pretty sure I only need one more bad decision and I'll have the whole set.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

Don't talk to strangers just
fall in love with them on the internet.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

Don't hate them back let them carry the burden alone.

[dan @dadopotamus]

having no gag reflex is wasted on me as a straight guy.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Why is it a blow job and not a gag gift?!

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I hate to brag but I was tweeting about zombies before it was cool.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Oh wow, I woke up not caring what anyone thinks again.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Unfortunately it wasn't the first time I almost drowned in a kiddie pool.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Bit weird that something called "common" sense is about as rare as rocking horse shit

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Always check on your friends. They might be drinking without you.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Candy corn is the 3rd best tasting Crayon.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

It's amazing what you can find when you lose your way.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

The fact no one played the "i've got your nose" game with Voldermort in any of those wizard movies was a missed opportunity

[Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo]

Anything more than 10 zippers on your pants is excessive