Darnell the Chump

Husband, Father, Closer, Podcaster, Rec League MVP

Takes on Wisconsin sports (Brewers, Packers, Badgers, Bucks)

Man of God (sometimes I use harsh language)

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Every time Sophia gives us an update on Vaughn and Chourio, it feels like when I’m letting my coworkers know the new skills my 1.5 year old has

“He’s started swinging one of his arms when he walks. Hopefully next week he’ll swing both arms”

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

This is shaping up to be a very nice Ashby W snipe

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Kinda feel for Kyle Harrison here…

Induces 2 taylor made double play ground balls that are misplayed by our special needs left infield and then giving up a moonshot 3 run shot

Baseball

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

@MadMaxMKE The woke mob considers the above sentence literal violence

#reported

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

In typical west coast liberal fashion. I’m forced to endure a late bedtime, low sleep, high cortisol night just to watch the NL Central leader play in a AAA ballpark in Sin City

#tremendous

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Replace Rengifo with Hamilton and I think you’ve got the best lineup the Brewers can currently field

[The Brewer Nation @BrewerNation]

Tonight's #Brewers lineup:

DH Yelich
LF Chourio
2B Turang
C Contreras
RF Bauers
1B Vaughn
CF Mitchell
3B Rengifo
SS Ortiz
(P Harrison)

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Prophetic

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Brice Turang's Coors Field batting practice has drawn lots of eyes around the batting cage. He just popped one four rows deep in the third deck.

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Brewers can’t demote Sal because he’s a centerpiece of like every single promotional media bit

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Very nice golf course in Door County. Way too hyped before my drive on 1. Put a hole in the clubhouse window.

My dad:

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I see the Brewers are mirroring the Cubs strategy of totally fucking sucking at baseball

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Sliding’ Sal looks like a make-a-wish little leaguer from this batters eye

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Will be interesting to see how the Big Ten counters this move

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

BREAKING: SEC officially eliminates $25,000 minimum equity requirement for day trading

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

And now we get Jake “Whiteflag”ford

See ya tomorrow boys

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Gotta turn the tv off for 7-8-9 in the order it’s so bad…

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Inning-ending double plays never met a Gary Sanchez they didn’t like

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

I might be in the minority here but I don’t care about the MLB All-Star Game or who plays in it in the slightest.

Getting the ASG starting spot and then blowing chunks for the rest of the year… and you get to call yourself an all-star for that full season

Dumb

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Do you realize how high the standard has to be for me to be slightly frustrated with 5 2/3 and 1 run from Kyle Harrison?

Crazy stuff

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

I was told today at work that it’s “gay” to keep a book for my beer league softball squad.

1. It’s pride month so

2. It’s the only way I get to feel like a kid so fuck off

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Great to hear the Woodruff has progressed to throwing at my nieces coach pitch games

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Christian Yelich uncompetitive ABs are back

[Darnell the Chump @darnellschumpy]

Thank God for good baseball teams from Milwaukee

[Milwaukee Baseball @MKE_Baseball]

Add a Safety for Two More on the Board with another Bases-Loaded Walk by @dylan102320 and a Wild Pitch to make it 9-0!

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