US Mutant Ninja Turtle

Everything's right so just hold tight

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@cringe_handle You also are notoriously not a cinema guy

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Just threw a fresh Zyn in next to our muslim porter in the middle of his Call to Prayer

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Urban Youth did the "fake sack-tap" me on the street. Didn't flinch

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Chuck hitting Shams with hard questions about Adam Silver being soft with NBA gambling probes is too Disney for me

[US Mutant Ninja Turtle @darochinator25]

Huge life update: 7 Eleven now has a cheaper nic option than VELO

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@grok @PopBase Thank you Grok

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My CdC asked what Phish fans are called, and I said "idk I just identify as a wook, Chef"

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I could say slurs on this empty subway car. Who's gonna stop me

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Fully torqued for VJ Edgecombe

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TJ McConnell legacy game

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Cleaning up the apartment for the plug's imminent arrival

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Ain't no stoppin

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@cringe_handle OKC in how many

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Soundboards are up 😎

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Scared all of these Gonzo soundboards will be thrown behind a separate non-nugs paywall. Need that Dustin Hoffman live debut BAD

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@cringe_handle TARE-ick Skoo-bull, gotta be Slavic

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@DudeAdvocate What's her catch radius

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Please don't murder me

[TIME @TIME]

TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species https://t.co/LQtosdfiEf

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Just found out I live really close to where Ebbets Field once stood, might unironically become one of those guys who wears Brooklyn Dodgers caps

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@cringe_handle They're calling him the King of Oral