Darrell "Traded my Space Laser for a 75 Vega"

Resistance Jedi, 2x UNC Tweetsie grad, Rode the wheel of death at the BI and lived to tell the tale. all opinions and statements are my own etc.

[Darrell "Traded my Space Laser for a 75 Vega" @darrellparlier]

@GaryPetersonUSA @NotHoodlum Where is Waldo?

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@hwinkler4real Awesome!

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Stephan Miller and his wife reproduced by laying down slug trails.

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@KremlinTrolls Palpatine

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@Suzierizzo1 Mabeline

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@Suzierizzo1 Cover Girl

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@davidcoverdale Ripple

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@HeatherThomasAF He looks like a very very good boy!

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@patriottakes Somebody has been hoarding the drapes they stole from the Ramada Inn back in 78!

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@sirDukeDevin They missed a spot...

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@HeatherThomasAF Filth breeds more of the same.

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The real reason Elmo spent $44 billion to buy Twitter?

To prevent you from retweeting this embarrassing pre-hair transplant photo:

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Apparently Elmo is very, very upset with SNL because of this portrayal of him on the show this week.

So don't retweet this and make him more angry,... or he may start ghosting your followers.

[Darrell "Traded my Space Laser for a 75 Vega" @darrellparlier]

@RossKneeDeep No

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@mjfree @LauraLoomer Secretary of the Inferior

[𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 - ᴰᴱᴹᴼᶜᴿᴬᵀ ⁻ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ @InvestigatorCps]

If you say:

Yₒᵤᵣ bₒdy. ₘy cₕₒᵢcₑ.

in my presence, be prepared to pick up your teeth with broken fingers.

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@JonBowzerBauman They definitely purchased a pig in a poke that will bite them in the ass

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@DMarie_SC My Ri-Lee moves shoes that are left on the floor but doesn’t chew on them. He just relocates them to a random other room

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Well, I had much higher expectations, but I guess this really is who most of us are. 😖

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@antifaoperative Looks like his faith does more creepy than vote!