Darren Newton

Canadian OG skater

[Darren Newton @darren_306]

Cellphones definitely don’t make your brain look like a burnt piece of beef jerky, that’s for sure 🫠

[mau @rllydu]

give a man a drunk cig, he smokes for a night
teach a man to bum a drunk cig, he smokes for a lifetime

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Back in 1987, Nintendo had a hotline to help players get through tough levels.

[World and Science @WorldAndScience]

Everyone you love, everyone you know, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives on this little blue dot

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

They’re dropping a new
He-Man: Masters of the Universe movie. Here’s an early look at him and Skeletor.

[Darren Newton @darren_306]

@DaneCook Tolstoy would say critique, but compliments are so juicy and delicious 🤤

[Darren Newton @darren_306]

@LindseyPelas Hope you’re ok 😟

[kendall @filmbitten]

people will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

And then God created woman.

https://t.co/w25xuD7E0P

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A 21-year-old Japanese snowboarder, Kokomo Murase, just landed a backside triple cork 1620.

She’s the first woman ever to do it.

📹Kokomo Murase

[Darren Newton @darren_306]

@sophieraiin Hope you’re ok 😟

[Darren Newton @darren_306]

@trickaduu Hope your hair is ok 😟

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Merry Christmas, everyone. Hope you and your families, friends and pets are safe, healthy, happy and loved ♥️

[Mark Hayes @trickaduu]

I think Rudolph was just a coke head.

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Still not drinking booze. It’s really great but I’ll never judge people for shredding cocktails. Things I do/don’t miss:
- eating Hot Pockets at 4am.
- falling off a karaoke stage.
- mystery vomit on the floor
- did I fart or do I just smell like that?
- who bought a cheetah?

[Darren Newton @darren_306]

Are you supposed to eat 4 pounds of bacon in 2 days? #bacon #face #Canada #taste

[Darren Newton @darren_306]

@NickSwardson Macgruber

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Yuan Yonghui a renowned Chinese Kung fu master celebrated for his extraordinary Nunchaku skills

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

horses in an Icelandic summer meadow where lupine flowers are blooming

📹 linaimages

[Mark Hayes @trickaduu]

Women who get the ick just want to be alone forever.