Darren Eck

You taste like a burger, I don't like you anymore.

[katie wicky @katiewickywick]

@offbeatorbit The personalities that raised me 🙏

[paige @BonerWizard]

10 year-old me: I’m going to marry Leonardo DiCaprio

my Princess Diana beanie baby:

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Put Tim Walz on Hot Ones and the election is over

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

Say what you will about The Beach Boys, but they were spot on when they said “Christmas comes this time each year”

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

If you're in a horror movie on #Halloween and you're not watching public domain favorites Night of the Living Dead or House on Haunted Hill, are you even in a horror movie?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Finds Fewer Americans Than Ever Believe In Snoopy https://t.co/zLwhSvJVqs

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

A real reminder to check the guest wing of your castle.

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

House of Dragons? More like House of Spiders (Our house is filled with spiders).

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

So what ecosystem does #TheLittleMermaid take place? Everglades? Baja California? Make it make sense!

[Owen @styleboy4life]

my favorite surprise at the end of babylon was the jackass forever billboard making an appearance on a 1952 studio lot

[Eric Moneypenny @EricMoneypenny]

Mr. Maxx was my father, call me TJ

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

The new balloons in the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade are the only way I discover what the kids are watching these days. Bluey? Ryan's World? Wimpy Kid? Paw Patrol?

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

What was it about the 90s where movies and TV from the 90s always had to remind characters that "It's the 90s"

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

Just drank a "Dream-Flavored" Coke so I'm either becoming the next Marvel superhero, a 33-year-old who is late for a school bus to high-school or part of a future class-action lawsuit against Inception-level corporate trade secrets. Nighty Night and sweet dreams 😴

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

#NewProfilePic

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

Literally had a sleep paralysis dream with Freddy Kreuger last night where he tried to kill me and yet I woke up alive. Did I break the curse for everyone?!? Can @RobertBEnglund confirm? Asking for a fan base.

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

If these were normal times, I could already picture @billyeichner screaming at people on the street asking strangers if they've seen Mank.

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

Have to say @MattRogersTho's description of CC/Track kids is spot on. It's eclectic kids with good music taste/don't need to be there/resume builders/wrestlers trying to cut for winter? Lots of Queen/Beastie Boys/AC/DC/Led Zep/Ozzy/Afroman playing on the bus before meets in 2004.

[Darren Eck @DarrenEck]

Who wore it better? #RuPaulsDragRaceAllStars5

[Jenna Eck @jennsod13]

Congrats to the great @BlairStClair for getting to the Top 4 on #RuPaulsDragRaceAllStars5 !! Your part in the pop up drag mall show in Minnesota was one of the highlights of my life.