Darren Lang

Magician. Father. Laughter enthusiast. Was once Given the Heimlich manouvre by Humpty Dumpty. True story. He/Him

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@esarty ALL. WEEK!

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@RadioTimes Loved it! I hope it runs forever

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@AllBiteNoBark88 This is satire, right?

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@sciencegirl Heat

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@theamelia__ If you can’t afford to pay your servers a decent wage, don’t open a restaurant.

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@herotimeszero Wet paper

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@cold957

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@TRobinsonNewEra Please, fuck (and I can’t stress this enough) off.

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@CrazyVibes_1 Your son is amazing!!!

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@sciencegirl Life.

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@EdKrassen @itsdeaann Surely there is a way for this caller to be investigated?

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@narindertweets What a cnut

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@SpencerHakimian Utterly insane

[Cornbread Mafioso 🖕🏾 @Soulful1865]

Charlie Kirk slick tactics dont work against intellectual college kids at Cambridge. SHUT DOWN again, and with laws of the Bible.

[JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅 @JustTheFacts_68]

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Didn’t realise Joey Barton was so bad at taking penalties.

Maybe Chloe Kelly could teach him how to take one 🤣🤣

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

There must be something that beats a Jet2 Holiday, surely.

[Darren Lang @darrenlangmagic]

@WhiteHouse Imagine being the person running this social media account that had to hit post on this?!

[Radix Verum ☦︎ @NotRadix]

Oh, so they didn't need to flatten Gaza.

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

Hang it in the LOUVRE 💅