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Spouting nonsense since the hula hoop was invented. Crisp not the big ring thing.

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Just posting after a year off to say that Vance is a Cunt

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@J_D_Landis What about Brian Blessed

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@ronmarz It was 5 am here. Luckily one of the cats woke me up at 4.45. Getting real late 80s Alice Cooper vibes from it. Lovely stuff. Looking forward to seeing them next Sunday.

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The series finale of #SupermanAndLois is one of the best finales in television history.

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@MartinSLewis Self service every time. Bag it up as I shop. Scan the barcode. Done.

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@oliviaaa111004x @AskNationwide Having the exact same issue

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@pattonoswalt @MinorThreatsDH Wow. That is one hell of a talented group of people. Congrats

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@deathofbuckley Apparently it's chicken.

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Fantastic new albums from Poppy and @linkinpark out today. Casualty off the Linkin Park album reminds me of classic Helmet. But the new @ladygaga single is absolutely stunning. Especially the acoustic version.

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@deathofbuckley Fuck Rumbelows

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@kriskquinn @MichaelJStern1 @ccbaxter Thick cunt.

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@kriskquinn @MichaelJStern1 @ccbaxter What abilities? What strengths?

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Ok so the American election is all about the price of eggs and petrol is it? The average price of petrol in the U.S is 0.63 pence per litre. Eggs around £1.17 for half a dozen.

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@jamiesmart @IamHappyToast And you're being paid by Subway at the same time.

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@GregoryMBowers @ememess If you look at the state percentages there is no way he hasn't won. As depressing as that is to accept, there is no way this isn't a big win for the orange turd.

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UK: We voted for Brexit, Boris Johnson, and Mrs Brown’s Boys. Surely there’s no one else as stupid as us!

America: Hold my beer.

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@ememess I just can't get my head around how so many people could be so stupid. It's not just your insane electoral college system to blame. The percentages are just so depressing.

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@estellecostanza The State by State results are so depressing.